1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,710 (air whooshing) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:10,918 (wolf howls) (bugs chirping) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:22,874 --> 00:00:24,827 (woman counting in foreign language) 6 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:27,410 (upbeat music) 7 00:00:32,456 --> 00:00:35,456 (guests chattering) 8 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:38,790 - [April] There is a Jewish story, 9 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,740 an ordinary Jewish joke. 10 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:43,710 A father was teaching his little son to be less afraid, 11 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,130 to have more courage by having him jump down the stairs. 12 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,267 He put his son on the second stair and said, 13 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:51,330 "Jump, and I'll catch you." 14 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:52,807 Then on the third stair, and said, 15 00:00:52,807 --> 00:00:55,290 "Jump, and I'll catch you." 16 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:56,550 The little boy was afraid, 17 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,830 but he trusted his father and did what he was told, 18 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,303 and jumped into his arms. 19 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,270 The father put him on the next step, 20 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,257 and then the next, each time telling him, 21 00:01:05,257 --> 00:01:07,017 "Jump, and I'll catch you." 22 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:11,490 Then the boy jumped from a very high step, 23 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:14,460 but this time the father stepped back, 24 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:16,533 and the boy fell flat on his face. 25 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:20,820 He picked himself up, bleeding and crying, 26 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:24,720 and the father said to him, "That'll teach you." 27 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,707 - Here, put this sweater on. 28 00:01:25,707 --> 00:01:27,090 - Nuh uh. 29 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:28,350 - Don't be ridiculous! 30 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,610 You're shaking like a bowl of Jell-O. 31 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:31,020 Put the sweater on! - No! 32 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:32,947 - Mom! - Oh, for God's sake! 33 00:01:32,947 --> 00:01:35,780 (music continues) 34 00:01:53,149 --> 00:01:55,283 (rabbi speaking in Hebrew) 35 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,563 (Ben speaking in Hebrew) 36 00:01:56,563 --> 00:01:57,981 (rabbi speaking in Hebrew) 37 00:01:57,981 --> 00:01:59,245 (Ben speaking in Hebrew) 38 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:00,425 (rabbi speaking in Hebrew) 39 00:02:00,425 --> 00:02:01,603 (Ben speaking in Hebrew) 40 00:02:01,603 --> 00:02:06,603 (rabbi speaking in Hebrew) (April speaking in Hebrew) 41 00:02:09,827 --> 00:02:12,040 - I betroth you to me forever. 42 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,620 - I betroth you to me forever. - In righteousness, 43 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:14,970 and justice. - In righteousness 44 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:15,803 and justice. 45 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,890 - In kindness and in mercy. 46 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:17,970 - In kindness and in mercy. 47 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:18,803 - And you shall know God. 48 00:02:18,803 --> 00:02:21,640 - And you shall know God. 49 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:22,792 - For you. 50 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:27,792 (music continues) (guests chattering) 51 00:02:41,139 --> 00:02:46,139 (April laughing) (jovial music) 52 00:03:00,302 --> 00:03:02,885 - Ah (laughs)! 53 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:09,360 - [Trudy] Well, I'm dying. 54 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,530 - You're not dying. 55 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:12,720 You had an episode and they wanna watch you. 56 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,890 Shabbat shalom. 57 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:14,723 - Hm? 58 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:16,110 - She's always dying. - Why are you rushing? 59 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,700 - Sorry, rounds took forever. 60 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:18,540 Sorry you guys, 61 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:19,417 sorry I'm late. - Oh, baby, no problem. 62 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:22,230 No problem. - Have a good evening. 63 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:23,063 - [April] Thank you. 64 00:03:23,063 --> 00:03:23,896 - You're late for Shabbat and you have 65 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:26,070 to tell this stranger our private business? 66 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:28,020 - [Freddy] Mom, you're lucky we come at all. 67 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,580 - [Trudy] I'm lucky you come to Shabbat? 68 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,851 Why is that? Stop eating. 69 00:03:30,851 --> 00:03:32,220 - 'Cause it's the 21st century, 70 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,480 'cause we're not in Babylon. 71 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,710 We don't have to remind ourselves 72 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:36,540 to let our land lie fallow. 73 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:37,373 - The whole point of Shabbat is to be the- 74 00:03:37,373 --> 00:03:39,870 - I was eleven minutes late! 75 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:41,010 - You're getting yourself worked up, 76 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:44,290 and being worked up all the time never got anyone pregnant. 77 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,123 (Freddy coughs) 78 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:45,956 - [April] Worked up? 79 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:46,789 We've been trying 80 00:03:46,789 --> 00:03:47,622 for 10 months! - Shabbat shalom. 81 00:03:47,622 --> 00:03:48,455 - Where does everyone have to get to? 82 00:03:48,455 --> 00:03:49,620 - I'm not worked up! 83 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,230 I would just like very much to have a baby. 84 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,123 - So adopt. - Who's really mine. 85 00:03:58,569 --> 00:04:01,069 (April sighs) 86 00:04:17,029 --> 00:04:18,819 (April singing in Hebrew) 87 00:04:18,819 --> 00:04:21,753 - In China they're throwing them into trash cans. 88 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,460 (April singing in Hebrew) 89 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,050 Adopt a baby, for God's sake, 90 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,910 adopt a baby and then have a baby. 91 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:32,253 You're 39 years old! - That's what you did. 92 00:04:33,330 --> 00:04:35,880 - That's why you can't do it, because I did it (chuckles)? 93 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:36,787 Being like me is such a terrible thing. 94 00:04:36,787 --> 00:04:38,875 - There's a feeling. - No, there's not! 95 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,340 - When he was little, I watched you. 96 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:44,490 I watched you watch him. 97 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:46,740 I saw you look at each other. 98 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,883 It was different. 99 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,193 I want that. 100 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:56,793 - You listen to me. 101 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,535 There's no difference. 102 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,118 (gentle music) 103 00:05:10,175 --> 00:05:11,425 - Are you here? 104 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:16,440 Where are you? 105 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,440 - [Ben] I'm in here. 106 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,673 Sweetie, can you come in here and sit down for a minute? 107 00:05:22,673 --> 00:05:24,483 - I'll be there in one second. 108 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:29,543 Hi. 109 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:32,100 - Sit down. 110 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,003 - You stand up. 111 00:05:34,277 --> 00:05:36,027 - (sighs) Sweetie, please sit down. 112 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,730 And take your coat off. 113 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,280 - Maybe you should take it off. 114 00:05:45,205 --> 00:05:46,038 What? 115 00:05:47,828 --> 00:05:49,653 - (sighs) I made a mistake. 116 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,013 I'm sorry. 117 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:56,523 I made a mistake. 118 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:00,889 - You made what? 119 00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:02,520 - (sighs) If I could blink my eyes 120 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,120 and it would be a year from now, 121 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:08,523 and we could be friends, best friends, I would do it. 122 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,200 We teach across the hall from each other. 123 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,883 I'll see you all the time, every day. 124 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,120 But listen, I want... 125 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,050 I want you to know something. 126 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,580 - Do you want? 127 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:27,980 - Yeah, thank you. 128 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:33,560 - What did you want me to know? 129 00:06:35,236 --> 00:06:37,173 - I'm 100% sure. 130 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,130 - Is this because I didn't say 131 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,347 the right thing the other night? 132 00:06:42,347 --> 00:06:43,620 - It's not that. - If you wanna pursue 133 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,712 this drawing thing - It's not that. 134 00:06:44,712 --> 00:06:45,545 - then you can, - It's nothing. 135 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,258 - I just meant that if- - I'm very attracted to- 136 00:06:47,258 --> 00:06:48,091 - if we're gonna try to have a baby 137 00:06:48,091 --> 00:06:49,740 somebody has to make some money. 138 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:50,600 - I don't... 139 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,030 - I can't make love if we don't talk. 140 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:55,563 - I don't want this life! 141 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:03,803 Don't you want to take your coat off? 142 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:08,513 Why don't you want to take your coat off? 143 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:17,010 Oh, God. 144 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:44,619 (Ben breathing heavily) 145 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:52,453 I'm really sure we shouldn't... 146 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,767 (Ben panting) 147 00:08:06,899 --> 00:08:09,482 (gentle music) 148 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:39,650 (Ben panting) (April panting) 149 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,135 (April sighs) 150 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,373 I'll see ya in school. 151 00:09:26,497 --> 00:09:27,330 Come on. 152 00:09:40,243 --> 00:09:42,917 (door closes) 153 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:45,417 (April sighs) 154 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,587 (gentle music) 155 00:09:59,692 --> 00:10:04,692 (students chattering) (upbeat music) 156 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:16,411 (kids clamoring) 157 00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:25,050 - Can you explain this to me? 158 00:10:25,050 --> 00:10:26,880 Mrs. Epner Green, this is chaos. 159 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,170 Who's in charge? 160 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,060 - It says he has resigned. 161 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,650 - And you knew nothing about this? 162 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:33,590 If Mr. Green is out, why is there no substitute? 163 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:34,680 - Is he coming in? 164 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,060 - Mrs. Epner Green's class, 165 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:38,226 make space for Mr. Green's class. 166 00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:39,150 - [Teacher] Mrs. Epner Green, 167 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:41,100 this is way too many kids for one room! 168 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,493 - Really, do you think so? 169 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,020 - [Teacher] Well, Mrs. Epner Green- 170 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,347 - Ms. Epner. 171 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,290 - [Teacher] Okay, the parents can go. 172 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,656 Mr. Green will not be coming in. 173 00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:54,981 Ms. Epner will be teaching both classes. 174 00:10:54,981 --> 00:10:58,140 - You don't know where he is? 175 00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,463 Have you slept? 176 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,550 Don't do anything until you've slept. 177 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:07,550 Don't think anything until you've slept. 178 00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:11,013 I have to drop her upstairs. 179 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:14,550 - [Teacher] It's gonna take me an hour to get a sub. 180 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,383 - Love you. 181 00:11:16,587 --> 00:11:18,992 - Can you watch them for five minutes? 182 00:11:18,992 --> 00:11:20,308 - Go. 183 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:21,225 Hurry back. 184 00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:25,077 (energetic music) 185 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,283 - Don't let anyone fix you up with anyone. 186 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,920 A friend of mine set me up on a date, 187 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:47,970 I'm still recovering. 188 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:53,013 - Are you coming on to me? 189 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:54,953 - What? 190 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,720 - My husband left me nine hours ago. 191 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,603 Do you think you could control yourself for five minutes? 192 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,618 - You bet ya. 193 00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:08,201 (mellow music) 194 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,153 - Oh my God! 195 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:13,973 Okay. 196 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,178 You should come in. 197 00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:17,610 This is bad timing. 198 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,590 - Do you know how old I am? - Yes, I do. 199 00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:20,700 - I want a baby. 200 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,600 I can't explain it. 201 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,330 It's like being hungry or having to pee. 202 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,560 Please don't tell me to adopt. 203 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,210 - I wouldn't, I won't. 204 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,173 I never will. 205 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:36,630 A 65-year-old lady in the Bronx just gave birth to twins. 206 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,010 So, I mean, not that that's- 207 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,010 - Thanks (chuckles). 208 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:40,823 Should I come in? 209 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:41,820 - Yes, you should come in. 210 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,683 I just need to- - Hi, I'm here. 211 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,500 Sorry. 212 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,520 I heard your story. 213 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,143 That's just horrible. 214 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,663 - Thanks. 215 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:54,143 I'm gonna go. 216 00:12:54,143 --> 00:12:55,380 - April, don't go home alone. 217 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,460 - It's fine. 218 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,453 I need to sleep. 219 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,991 I mean, it's not gonna get any worse than this. 220 00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:04,491 (rabbi singing in Hebrew) 221 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,480 - [Rabbi] To Gertrude Trudy Epner, 222 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,640 who has gone to her lasting rest. 223 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,650 Master of all, we pray to You, 224 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,480 remember her worthy and righteous deeds 225 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,706 while among the living and say amein. 226 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:35,103 - [All] Amein. 227 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:40,103 (gentle music) (bells ringing) 228 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,293 - Pardon me? 229 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,710 Who does the purchasing for the school? 230 00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:08,910 - I'm sorry? 231 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:12,171 - Not the purchasing, the requisitioning. 232 00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,620 - The office is that way. 233 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,164 - Thank you. 234 00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:18,331 (students chattering) 235 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,050 Are you April Epner? 236 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:23,900 - Can I help you? 237 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,733 - I represent someone from your past. 238 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:30,513 Someone from your past who's looking to make contact. 239 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,900 Would the discovery of the identity 240 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,573 of your birth mother be welcome news? 241 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,090 I'm her assistant and friend. 242 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:39,923 She's a celebrity. 243 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:42,750 - I'm sorry, what kind of celebrity? 244 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,400 - Well, she's well known. 245 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,020 She really wants to meet you, 246 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,540 but she's very cautious, you understand. 247 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,610 But now I can definitely recommend it. 248 00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:52,710 - You're recommending me? 249 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,840 - You taking this the wrong way? 250 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,673 Here. 251 00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,773 Let her speak for herself. 252 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:05,115 (anticipatory music) 253 00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:37,260 - [Bernice] "Dear Gabrielle, 254 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,410 Did you know Gabrielle is what I named you? 255 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,693 I believe the time has come for us to meet. 256 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:47,756 Let's have lunch tomorrow, Saturday, you and me. 257 00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:50,790 Barbetta Restaurant at one. 258 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,187 Your mother, Bernice." 259 00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:57,758 (waiter speaking in Italian) 260 00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,370 - Oh, hello. 261 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:00,523 Do you happen to have a reservation 262 00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,282 for someone named Bernice? 263 00:16:02,282 --> 00:16:04,860 (waiter speaking in Italian) 264 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,123 - Right this way, please. 265 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,920 A glass of champagne while you wait? 266 00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:16,984 - Do you have a ladies room? 267 00:16:16,984 --> 00:16:20,067 (anticipatory music) 268 00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,496 - Ciao, bella. - Oh! 269 00:16:25,496 --> 00:16:27,063 (April chuckles nervously) 270 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:28,295 Thank you. 271 00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:31,640 (April's throat clears) 272 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,473 (music continues) 273 00:16:39,754 --> 00:16:40,921 I'm a teacher. 274 00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:51,088 (Bernice speaking faintly) 275 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:51,930 - Sounds exactly like Judy Holliday. 276 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,931 You get anyone besides Judy Holliday, hang up. 277 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,843 You won't get in unless you use my name, right? 278 00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,416 I know, it's terrible, but we're talking about your health. 279 00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:01,053 (waiter speaking in Italian) 280 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,409 Mm. 281 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,992 (gentle music) 282 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,493 Let me just look at you. 283 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:18,410 (soft classical music playing) 284 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,460 (Bernice gasps) 285 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,105 You're magnificent! - What's your name? 286 00:17:25,105 --> 00:17:26,288 Oh, thank you. 287 00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:28,020 What is your name? 288 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:28,950 - You got my letter? 289 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:29,790 - Your last name? 290 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:30,870 - Oh, Graves. 291 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:32,100 I'm so happy you don't know it. 292 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,443 - Why would I- - How do you feel right now? 293 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,510 - How do you feel? 294 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,190 - I feel like you are the reward 295 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,893 for everything I ever did right in my entire life. 296 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,653 - Oh! 297 00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:44,133 - [Bernice] And how do you feel? 298 00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,650 - I, um... 299 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,970 Thank you. 300 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,230 I'm wondering how you can be certain 301 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,230 you're actually my mother. - Are you married? 302 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,730 - I- - I mean, do you have anyone? 303 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:56,070 Someone who takes you in his arms, 304 00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:57,420 or her arms. 305 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,070 God knows I only want you to be happy. 306 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,811 Someone who holds you in the night when you're afraid? 307 00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:02,850 - You didn't answer my- - Oh, it doesn't matter. 308 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,380 Some of the richest periods of my life 309 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,600 came when I was between love affairs. 310 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,980 Were you raised with any brothers or sisters? 311 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,240 - I have a brother. - Ah! 312 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,827 I wanna meet him. - Boy, it's a little soon 313 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,270 for you to- - Hello, you two. 314 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,520 - Oh, Alan, you remember Gabrielle. 315 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,780 - It's April. 316 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:18,180 - Recovering from the abominable way I approached you? 317 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,900 - I make for you a special mother/daughter antipasto. 318 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,860 - [Bernice] Someday I'll tell you 319 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,797 how we have Alan to thank for this. 320 00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:26,940 - I produced the show that led to this. 321 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,930 - I looked in the camera 322 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:29,940 and the whole story just came out. 323 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:30,773 Our story. 324 00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:31,890 - Such a powerful moment. 325 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,870 - Excuse me, what is our story? 326 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:34,797 - [Man] I'm sorry to bother you. 327 00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:35,640 - Oh, that's all right. 328 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,900 Alan, do you have a pen? - No, no. 329 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,700 I just want to say, I love you. 330 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,170 I watch you all the time. - Oh! 331 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,580 - I think you're just the best. 332 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,624 - Thank you so much. - Enjoy your lunch. 333 00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:43,970 - Thank you. 334 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,240 If you have a television show, 335 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,740 why have I never heard of you? 336 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,660 - You watch local TV at 10:30 in the morning? 337 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,490 - Never. - Me, either (chuckles). 338 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,830 - How much do you know about my parents? 339 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,960 - I know that you lost Trudy three weeks ago, 340 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,060 and you lost Julius three years before that. 341 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,200 - How do you know who they were? 342 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,510 - Oh, I've known since the day I lost you. 343 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:01,710 Were they good to you? - How? 344 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,120 You weren't allowed to know that. 345 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,320 - I read it. 346 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,787 Upside down, across the adoption counselor's desk. 347 00:19:06,787 --> 00:19:08,850 "Baby Girl Epner, born April 1st." 348 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,830 - So, it's possible. - What? 349 00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,287 - That you are who you say you are. 350 00:19:12,287 --> 00:19:14,910 - (chuckles) Listen, I only got to have you for three days, 351 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:17,430 but that doesn't change the fact that you are my daughter. 352 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:20,040 You are the most important thing on earth to me. 353 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,480 You must know that. 354 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,313 Do you have children? 355 00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:24,540 - I should think your own family might feel strange 356 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,950 about you tracking me down like this. 357 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,980 - My family is me and you. 358 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:31,620 It shows in your face that you know I'm your mother. 359 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,910 - What about your husband? 360 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,110 - Oh, I don't have one. 361 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:35,310 What about you? 362 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,660 Ever been married? - Yes. 363 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:37,680 - How's that going? - You know, 364 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,270 there's a certain presumption- 365 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,620 - Oh, don't lock Bernice out. 366 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,610 - Of course this is hard. 367 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,110 She loved the people who raised her. 368 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:43,943 - You're her mother. 369 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:45,540 - But it's natural she would have questions. 370 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,713 - I'm sitting here! 371 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,733 - Yes, you are. 372 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:55,863 Ask me anything. 373 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,290 You're sitting on anger. 374 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,550 Ask me anything. Hit hard. 375 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:00,800 Ask me anything you want. 376 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,777 - Why did you give me up? 377 00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:10,530 - "On you will go, though the weather be foul. 378 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:13,470 On you will go, though your enemies prowl. 379 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,660 Onward up many a frightening creek, 380 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,957 though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak." 381 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,690 - What? 382 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,210 - It's a book, by Dr. Seuss. 383 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:26,007 Did your adoptive parents read it to you? 384 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,050 - No. - Oh, that's a shame, 385 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,970 because it's a map of your life really. 386 00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:30,870 The whole point of which 387 00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:33,720 is that every ending is a beginning. 388 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:37,140 Now, when Trudy and Julius passed, that was an ending, 389 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,453 but in a funny kind of a silvery liningy way, 390 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,150 it's brought us together, hasn't it? 391 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,360 - I have to go. 392 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,193 - Wait. 393 00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:47,026 Stop. 394 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,590 Don't go. 395 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:52,203 Gabrielle! - April, God damn it. 396 00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:57,263 - Would you like to know who your father was? 397 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,033 He was a famous man, now dead. 398 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,030 Why don't we go to my office and really talk? 399 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:07,380 - Thank you, no. 400 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,430 - We could go for a drive. 401 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,330 - I would like to walk. 402 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,710 - Oh, you like to walk? 403 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:11,670 You sound like your father. 404 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,160 - My famous father, now dead, went for walks? 405 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,378 - I'm a walker myself, you know? 406 00:21:15,378 --> 00:21:17,669 All kinds of exercise, I'm a nut for. 407 00:21:17,669 --> 00:21:20,493 (panting) Could we slow down for just a moment? 408 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,410 Oh, being related like this is just incredible. 409 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,210 - You were saying about my father? 410 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,920 - You hardly know me yet. 411 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,200 - Well, thank you, Ms. Graves, 412 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,810 it was traumatic and potentially illuminating 413 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,643 to have met you. 414 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,660 - I met him when I was 15. 415 00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:39,660 I worked in perfume. 416 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,710 - Where, exactly? 417 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:43,170 - Well, four blocks that way, as it happens. 418 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,640 Used to be Bonwit Teller. 419 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,870 You can look it up. 420 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:48,480 Since I wasn't rich, I earned extra money working 421 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,313 in their perfume department. 422 00:21:49,313 --> 00:21:50,370 - So this was a customer? 423 00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,860 - Oh, a very special customer (chuckles). 424 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,360 He came in to buy a gift for his mother. 425 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,280 He was close to his mother, probably too close 426 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,230 because no woman could ever measure up. 427 00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,063 - Who was it? 428 00:21:59,063 --> 00:22:00,420 - He was immediately flirtatious, 429 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,340 but not in a boorish way. 430 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:06,450 He was, and I say this in all humility enchanted. 431 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,530 - [April] Who was it? 432 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,433 - Steve McQueen. 433 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,670 - How dare you. 434 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:13,140 - We were deeply in love. 435 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:14,640 - Well, what went wrong? 436 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,810 - Well, he was single when I met him. 437 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,860 Separated, anyway. 438 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,630 I never would've gotten involved with him 439 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,040 had his relationship been viable, 440 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,937 but I sensed that they weren't through. 441 00:22:21,937 --> 00:22:24,630 - "They" would be Steve McQueen and Ali MacGraw? 442 00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:25,680 - If you watched "The Getaway," 443 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,030 you'll sense a certain closeness. 444 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:29,220 I do feel good about that. 445 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,380 By the way, do you have any children? 446 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,760 - [April] Was it a one-night stand? 447 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,423 - Oh, the memory lasted a lifetime. 448 00:22:34,423 --> 00:22:35,820 (April laughs) 449 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,830 Your generation is so cynical. 450 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,360 - When? When was I conceived? 451 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,290 - Around the fourth of July. 452 00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:41,670 - Around or on? - On. 453 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:42,870 - Was he right or left handed? 454 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,010 - What kind of question is that? 455 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,090 - Circumcised? 456 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:46,050 - He was Catholic. 457 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:47,460 I understand your parents were Jewish? 458 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,540 - So what? So am I. 459 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,373 - Well, God bless. 460 00:22:49,373 --> 00:22:50,206 - What does that mean? 461 00:22:50,206 --> 00:22:51,720 - God bless that you believe in God. 462 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,370 - You don't believe in God? 463 00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:54,720 - I don't know. 464 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,920 Watched the news lately? 465 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,520 - I'll ask you one more time, why did you give me up? 466 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,690 - I didn't give you up. 467 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:01,953 You were taken from me. 468 00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:04,510 Didn't they tell you that? 469 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:08,850 My father was very religious. 470 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,680 I held you in my arms for three days, 471 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,800 praying, praying that it wouldn't happen, but it did. 472 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:18,300 He walked in, he took you, and he left me screaming. 473 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,310 - How do I know any of this is true? 474 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:22,083 - Because it is! 475 00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:25,320 - All right, listen to me, 476 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,530 and please respect what I say to you. 477 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:32,310 I have to go home, think about this, 478 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,813 and decide what to believe. 479 00:23:34,678 --> 00:23:36,470 - Okay. 480 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:37,303 - Okay. 481 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,253 Thank you. 482 00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:44,660 I appreciate you- - Can you drop me? 483 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,910 - What? Where? 484 00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:48,743 - Back there. 485 00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:50,853 - All right. 486 00:23:50,853 --> 00:23:53,936 (lighthearted music) 487 00:24:01,652 --> 00:24:04,319 (Bernice sighs) 488 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,593 - When can we do this again? 489 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:11,013 Everyone needs family. 490 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,970 - I will call you. 491 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:19,290 - [Bernice] Let me give you my number. 492 00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:20,190 Do you have a pen? 493 00:24:21,707 --> 00:24:22,540 - Yeah. 494 00:24:23,982 --> 00:24:24,815 - Okay. 495 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:26,883 Give me your hand. 496 00:24:28,257 --> 00:24:29,090 Please? 497 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:31,923 (music continues) 498 00:24:39,049 --> 00:24:41,299 It's harder to lose a hand. 499 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:54,790 - This isn't just a thousand-to-one shot. 500 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:57,513 This is a professional blood sport. 501 00:24:58,710 --> 00:24:59,797 It can happen to you. 502 00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:03,419 And then it can happen to you again. 503 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,260 (engine revving) 504 00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:07,920 - I want my mommy! 505 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,753 I want my mommy! - Hi, everybody. 506 00:25:08,753 --> 00:25:11,222 Thanks for your patience. - I want my mommy! 507 00:25:11,222 --> 00:25:12,900 I want my mommy! - Oh, some more than others. 508 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,619 - I want my mommy! 509 00:25:14,619 --> 00:25:15,690 I want my mommy! Ruby, 510 00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:16,830 I need you to come here now. 511 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:17,663 Get your shoes on. 512 00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:18,496 - Why don't you 513 00:25:18,496 --> 00:25:19,403 come in first? I want my mommy! 514 00:25:19,403 --> 00:25:20,507 - I mean, for obvious reasons. - I want my mommy! 515 00:25:20,507 --> 00:25:21,930 - That's okay, you go ahead. - I want my mommy! 516 00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:23,399 - Besides, we're having so much fun here. 517 00:25:23,399 --> 00:25:25,110 - I want my mommy! - Are you sure? 518 00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,898 - Of nothing. - I want my mommy! 519 00:25:26,898 --> 00:25:28,231 I want my mommy! 520 00:25:38,641 --> 00:25:41,141 (toy squeaks) 521 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,770 - Pardon me. - What? 522 00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:47,760 We're all right, we're fine. - You're fine? 523 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,593 She's fine? - Yeah, we're fine. 524 00:25:48,593 --> 00:25:49,552 Mm hm, fine. 525 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,301 - Listen, I'm sorry about what I... 526 00:25:58,301 --> 00:25:59,134 - Shh. 527 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:03,725 - I'm sorry about what I said to you. 528 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,700 - Listen, I'm four weeks divorced. 529 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,643 For all I know, I was coming on to you. 530 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,520 - Were you coming on to me? 531 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,353 - No, I wasn't. 532 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:15,210 Why I wasn't, I can't imagine. 533 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:17,960 (April chuckles) 534 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:22,920 - Um, this is Jimmy Ray's portfolio. 535 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,630 First of all- - I think he's in trouble. 536 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:25,593 - You do? - Yes. 537 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,590 Sorry, what were you about to say? 538 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:29,423 - His printing is good. 539 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:30,750 - Really? - Mm hm. 540 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:33,570 K's made him nervous, but he likes them now. 541 00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:35,790 - He seems happiest- - He has night terrors. 542 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:36,990 - Did you say night terrors? 543 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,910 - I think they're night terrors. 544 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,080 He walks in his sleep. 545 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,550 - How often? 546 00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:43,680 - Once, 10 months ago. 547 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,513 - What happened? 548 00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:45,346 - He peed in the fridge. 549 00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,030 - Have you slept? 550 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,030 - Oh, no (chuckles). 551 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,753 No. 552 00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:55,293 - I love his hands. 553 00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:57,690 I do. 554 00:26:57,690 --> 00:27:02,250 I love how he uses them, how expressive he is. 555 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,083 - I love that, too. 556 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,620 - [April] He has a little less confidence 557 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,240 just right at the moment, 558 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,860 but I think that's to be expected. 559 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:08,810 - Do you have kids? 560 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:11,783 - No. 561 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:15,540 He talks about his mom a lot. 562 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:16,800 He seems to worship her. 563 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,300 - From afar. 564 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,530 She's on a trip round the world. 565 00:27:19,530 --> 00:27:20,363 She's a painter. 566 00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:22,980 She's painting the world with her boyfriend. 567 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:23,813 - Oh. 568 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,923 I see you outside in your car. 569 00:27:27,923 --> 00:27:28,756 Is that- Yes. 570 00:27:28,756 --> 00:27:30,153 I work out there, I write. 571 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,340 - In your car? 572 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,480 - I like to keep an eye on the building. 573 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,770 It relaxes me. 574 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:35,603 - Mm. 575 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,030 - So why didn't you have kids? 576 00:27:39,030 --> 00:27:39,863 I've watched you. 577 00:27:39,863 --> 00:27:41,921 You love them and you're, you know? 578 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:43,350 - Old? 579 00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:44,183 - No. 580 00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:46,380 No, my God, no. 581 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,326 You can't be more than what, you're 35, 34? 582 00:27:48,326 --> 00:27:51,480 - I'm 39 and a half years old and I've never been pregnant. 583 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,500 - [Frank] Well, if you put it like that. 584 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,172 - It looks pretty bleak, doesn't it (chuckles)? 585 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,347 - No. 586 00:27:55,347 --> 00:27:56,733 No, it looks painful. 587 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:00,893 And beautiful. 588 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:04,763 And I hope you get everything you want. 589 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,269 (April's stomach growls) 590 00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:11,370 (April laughs) (Frank chuckles) 591 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:12,423 - Um, dinner. 592 00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:15,243 Apparently I want dinner. 593 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:20,693 - Well, bon appetit. 594 00:28:20,693 --> 00:28:22,590 - Oh, would you like to get some dinner? 595 00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:23,972 No, I'd rather eat frozen food alone 596 00:28:23,972 --> 00:28:25,590 for the fifteenth month in a row. 597 00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:27,030 Yes, I'd like to get dinner. 598 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:30,030 But I think you are a very beautiful woman, 599 00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:32,010 and for some reason I decided not to go 600 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:35,370 on any kind of date for at least a year. 601 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:37,470 Why? Because I'm a fucking idiot. 602 00:28:37,470 --> 00:28:38,820 Thank you, you're gorgeous. 603 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,252 I'm leaving now. 604 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,835 (gentle music) 605 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:51,260 Yes, I would like to get some dinner. 606 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,500 Best friends? 607 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,330 He said that? - Mm hm. 608 00:28:57,330 --> 00:28:58,839 - Is this man entirely intact? 609 00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,050 - (chuckles) You know, we were best friends. 610 00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:02,460 I loved him. 611 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:04,710 Kept hoping one day, pop, he'd be a grown-up. 612 00:29:06,886 --> 00:29:08,460 So your wife was seeing someone else? 613 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:10,680 - Pretty much everyone else. 614 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,090 I was too much for her. 615 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:12,971 - For your wife? 616 00:29:12,971 --> 00:29:13,804 - Mm hm. 617 00:29:13,804 --> 00:29:15,120 - I'm sure she didn't feel that way. 618 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,260 - She told me. 619 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:18,960 - What did she say? - "You're too much for me." 620 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,310 - Oh! 621 00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:21,860 So was it just out of the blue? 622 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:25,313 - It was out of the blue because I was an idiot. 623 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,507 I came across the ocean to be a blind idiot. 624 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,440 This woman may actually let her kids grow up 625 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,890 without knowing their mother. 626 00:29:33,870 --> 00:29:34,703 - I hope not. 627 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:38,880 How can you know if someone's your mother? 628 00:29:39,870 --> 00:29:42,030 I mean, literally, if someone says they're your mother, 629 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,330 how can you know for sure? 630 00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,229 - [Frank] DNA test, I guess. Why? 631 00:29:46,229 --> 00:29:49,062 (music continues) 632 00:29:54,523 --> 00:29:57,106 (bell tolling) 633 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,128 I mean, you don't not look like Steve McQueen. 634 00:30:02,128 --> 00:30:04,440 (April chuckles) 635 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,293 Is she a credible person? 636 00:30:05,293 --> 00:30:06,423 - I have no idea. 637 00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:11,723 - My God, you have a chance to get to know your mother. 638 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,813 - Yes, I guess I do. 639 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,250 What do you write in here? 640 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,083 - Books. 641 00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:24,240 Jackets. 642 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,983 Jackets for other people's books. 643 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:27,983 For now. 644 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:42,323 Get a hair. 645 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,153 - I'm sorry? 646 00:30:44,153 --> 00:30:45,513 - For the DNA test, get a hair. 647 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,393 - Oh. 648 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:49,703 Thank you. 649 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:53,933 - [Frank] Well. 650 00:30:56,323 --> 00:30:57,720 - I don't wanna say good night. 651 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,883 - [Frank] I don't either. 652 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:00,983 - Uh oh. 653 00:31:00,983 --> 00:31:03,878 (Frank chuckles) 654 00:31:03,878 --> 00:31:04,800 - You suppose my son would notice 655 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,380 if I just didn't pick him up from his play day? 656 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,730 - I'm sure he'd understand. 657 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,600 - Okay, I need you to do something for me. 658 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,800 I need you to get in your car. 659 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,420 Which is your car? 660 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,710 Yeah, I need you to get in your car 661 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:21,540 and drive away, first, because I can't. 662 00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:23,013 Will you do that for me? 663 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,113 - Seriously? - Yes. 664 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,580 - You will go home, right? 665 00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:31,020 I mean, I won't find you guys here 666 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,873 in the morning wearing the same thing? 667 00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:35,783 Okay (chuckles). 668 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,333 - [April and Frank] Goodnight. 669 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:43,277 - Maybe I should call you when you get home, 670 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,063 just so you can be sure. 671 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:49,653 - I'd appreciate that. 672 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,762 I worry. - Yeah, I do, too. 673 00:31:52,762 --> 00:31:55,345 (gentle music) 674 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:57,760 - [April] What are you making? 675 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,307 - Well, it's peanut butter and jelly. 676 00:31:59,307 --> 00:32:01,410 And I have to confess that we don't share 677 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,857 your countrymen's love of peanut butter. 678 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:07,290 And jelly isn't jelly. - Mm hm? 679 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,123 - That's another thing 680 00:32:08,123 --> 00:32:09,240 I have to have a word with you about. 681 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,073 (April laughs) 682 00:32:10,073 --> 00:32:12,703 - Well, if you were in England, what would you be making? 683 00:32:12,703 --> 00:32:15,300 - [Frank] This would probably be cheese and pickle. 684 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,620 But you don't know what pickle is. 685 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,060 - [April] Did you say cheese and pickle? 686 00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:18,998 - I mean, you don't know what pickle is. 687 00:32:18,998 --> 00:32:20,070 - [April] You give me a hard time 688 00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,210 about peanut butter and jelly, 689 00:32:21,210 --> 00:32:22,950 and you say cheese and pickle? - Not at all. 690 00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:26,070 - I'm defending food to an Englishman. 691 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,050 Is that happening to me right now? 692 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:29,970 - You know, our sex life was dominated 693 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:31,980 by her artwork, you know? 694 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,420 - [April] What do you mean? 695 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,466 - [Frank] Well, she liked to depict acts of autoeroticism. 696 00:32:36,466 --> 00:32:37,336 - Oh. 697 00:32:37,336 --> 00:32:38,513 (Frank chuckles) 698 00:32:38,513 --> 00:32:42,270 I sometimes make toast and have tea 699 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,793 after I've brushed my teeth, 700 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,880 and I don't brush them again. 701 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,176 Do you ever do that? 702 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:52,766 - No, no, no, I can't. 703 00:32:52,766 --> 00:32:53,599 I'm British. 704 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:57,136 ♪ Beautiful girl and I want you to know it ♪ 705 00:32:57,136 --> 00:32:59,719 (bell ringing) 706 00:33:01,573 --> 00:33:03,660 - I was never happier to get a call. 707 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,493 - Hello. 708 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,480 - Hello. 709 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,500 Have you eaten yet? 710 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,723 - Um, actually, no. - Oh, come with me! 711 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,980 Our show went well today, despite our best efforts. 712 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,796 So, everyone's in a good mood, okay? 713 00:33:15,796 --> 00:33:16,650 AJ? 714 00:33:16,650 --> 00:33:18,240 - Welcome to the craziness. - Hello. 715 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,890 - Lunch? - Please. We're famished. 716 00:33:19,890 --> 00:33:21,540 - Sam's? - Perfect. 717 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,500 What do you feel like? 718 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,940 It's a kind of a pubby place. 719 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:26,340 - Would a hamburger be all right? 720 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,840 - Oh my God (laughs). - What? 721 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,380 - You're a little anemic, aren't you? 722 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:32,730 Runs in the family. 723 00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:34,833 - Actually, I would just like a hamburger. 724 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:38,100 - Oh, okay. Come on. 725 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,180 So, Janeane Garofolo, 726 00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,490 you've lived in the West Village for a long, long time, 727 00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:43,620 what's it like when the denizens 728 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,240 of the village come out and march about 729 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,117 in gay pride? - Pride? 730 00:33:46,117 --> 00:33:47,070 - Yes, pride. - Speaking of pride, 731 00:33:47,070 --> 00:33:48,720 I actually have a particular favorite gay. 732 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,490 - Oh, you do? - I do. 733 00:33:50,490 --> 00:33:51,600 My favorite gay - (laughs) Only one? 734 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,195 - would be the bantamweight Latino 735 00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:55,375 in the gold lame short shorts. 736 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,663 Lace front short shorts. 737 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,510 I'm partial to the flyweight Latino. 738 00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:01,830 - Do you know his name? - I don't know, 739 00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:02,902 but he's great on the float- 740 00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:05,480 - Surf break up on the Statue of Liberty, 741 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,890 so that you could actually ride a wave 742 00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:09,366 from the Statue of Liberty to Battery Park. 743 00:34:09,366 --> 00:34:11,323 - Oh, that would be great. - That would be great. 744 00:34:11,323 --> 00:34:13,410 Instead of taking that ferry. 745 00:34:13,410 --> 00:34:14,400 - Come on in. 746 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,773 - A hamburger is $18! 747 00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:19,020 - My treat. 748 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,130 Make it two. 749 00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:21,870 - I'll have a Caesar salad. 750 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:22,703 - One sec. 751 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,860 I can't have you in this lunch. 752 00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:30,870 - Well, if you can't have me here, you can't have me. 753 00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:31,703 - Thanks. 754 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,270 (door closes) 755 00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:39,090 I practically live in this room. 756 00:34:39,090 --> 00:34:42,570 In fact, I call it my sanctuary. 757 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:43,950 Do you have a sanctuary? 758 00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:46,380 - My kitchen is nice. 759 00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,625 - Let me show you something. 760 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:50,375 (playful music) 761 00:34:53,490 --> 00:34:54,323 Come here. 762 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,740 I want you to know me. 763 00:35:05,225 --> 00:35:06,058 - Okay. 764 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,723 - Much of this is my natural hair color. 765 00:35:11,751 --> 00:35:13,650 (laughs) Okay, I'll start. 766 00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:16,100 Much of this is my natural hair color (chuckles). 767 00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:19,670 - Oh! Um... 768 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,790 I don't know what to... 769 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,300 I like music. 770 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,230 - What kinda music? 771 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,450 - I like Fleetwood Mac and um- 772 00:35:27,450 --> 00:35:29,013 - I'm very verbal during sex. 773 00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:32,790 - I'm afraid of drowning. 774 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:33,630 - During sex? 775 00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,610 - No, just in general. - Oh. 776 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:38,790 Um, I'm a tiny bit hard of hearing in my right ear. 777 00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:40,770 - I'm a tiny bit hard of hearing in my right ear. 778 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:42,360 - [Bernice] Oh, see? 779 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,040 What else? 780 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,290 - I visit my father's grave all the time. 781 00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:47,250 - Only his? 782 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,840 - What? Of course not, both. 783 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,743 - Oh, of course. 784 00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:52,980 - Three years ago, I had a lumpectomy. 785 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:54,450 - Oh? - Oh, I was fine. 786 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:56,550 But you should be aware. 787 00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:58,260 - I'm getting a divorce. 788 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,090 - Oh, God, I knew it! 789 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:01,020 I could feel it. 790 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,640 I'm so connected to you. 791 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,260 What happened? - I don't wanna talk about it. 792 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:05,093 - [Bernice] But you brought it up. 793 00:36:05,093 --> 00:36:07,260 - I was playing your game and it just came out. 794 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,670 - Was this recent? - Yes. 795 00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,350 - Was there trouble in the marriage for a long time? 796 00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:11,183 - Long enough. 797 00:36:11,183 --> 00:36:12,090 - Do you still wanna have kids? 798 00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:13,410 Of course you still wanna have kids. 799 00:36:13,410 --> 00:36:15,390 - May I use this? - Oh, yes, of course. 800 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:16,468 Here, let me have it. 801 00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:17,433 Let's see. 802 00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:21,623 I'll clean it out for you. 803 00:36:21,623 --> 00:36:22,456 There you go. 804 00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:24,663 What's mine is yours. 805 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,710 I want to find this record to play for you. 806 00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:36,510 It's Roy Orbison 807 00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:38,250 singing "All I Have To Do Is Dream." 808 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,260 It's very rare. 809 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:42,240 But when I was pregnant with you, 810 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,690 I played it all the time, and I thought it was... 811 00:36:51,522 --> 00:36:52,355 Oh. 812 00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:59,193 Oh, I can feel your heart beating. 813 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,073 - Me, too. 814 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:06,240 - The last time I felt your heart beating against mine, 815 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,280 you were three days old. 816 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,750 - [April] How big was I? 817 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,907 - Six pounds, 15 ounces (chuckles). 818 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,240 You had such a sweet face 819 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,860 and the squinchiest little eyes and... 820 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,302 Ow! 821 00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:20,400 Oh, what was that? 822 00:37:22,353 --> 00:37:23,603 - I don't know. 823 00:37:26,093 --> 00:37:28,926 (kids chattering) 824 00:37:30,930 --> 00:37:32,594 - [Frank] Hi, there. 825 00:37:32,594 --> 00:37:33,594 - Oh, hello. 826 00:37:36,707 --> 00:37:38,229 Hi (chuckles). 827 00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:39,630 Hi. 828 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:42,780 Okay, let's everybody pack up. 829 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:43,613 Hello. 830 00:37:48,030 --> 00:37:49,650 - Did I do something wrong? 831 00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:51,213 - No, of course not. 832 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,393 Hello. 833 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:56,850 I've very much enjoyed talking 834 00:37:56,850 --> 00:37:58,920 to you these last nights, 835 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,210 but I don't think we should go out of our way 836 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:03,360 to talk to each other here, in a private way. 837 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,193 - In a private way? 838 00:38:04,193 --> 00:38:05,485 - I've thought about it and we should- 839 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:06,690 - I've thought about it, too. 840 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:09,360 - Let's go, Daddy. - Okay. 841 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,160 Well, goodnight. 842 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,083 Um, goodbye. 843 00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:20,703 - One thing. 844 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,790 I don't sleep, usually, 845 00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:26,700 so if you want to look up information about your mother, 846 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,260 I'd be happy to help. 847 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:30,300 - Oh, boy, I am so bad at that stuff. 848 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,720 At some point I- - Here. 849 00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:35,040 It's about Steve McQueen. 850 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,570 - What about him? 851 00:38:36,570 --> 00:38:39,200 - I got your birth date from the office. 852 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,110 Listen, I have to do something 853 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:43,290 with the energy I'm spending not asking you out. 854 00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:44,190 Do you wanna know? 855 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:48,180 Steve McQueen was on the Yangtze River, 856 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:49,013 it's in Southern China, 857 00:38:49,013 --> 00:38:50,940 making a film called "The Sand Pebbles." 858 00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:54,720 He was there between March, 1966, and September. 859 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,950 - You were born in April? 860 00:38:55,950 --> 00:38:56,783 - Yes. 861 00:38:57,690 --> 00:38:58,800 - [Frank] Is it possible this could've happened 862 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,120 in Southern China? 863 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,503 - She told me Manhattan. 864 00:39:03,723 --> 00:39:06,293 - I'm sorry, I just don't think he could've been. 865 00:39:06,293 --> 00:39:09,360 - I don't know who you are or what you want, 866 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,160 but I want you to stay away from me. 867 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,630 How dare you invade the life 868 00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:14,610 of another human being this way? 869 00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,010 What kind of selfish, psychotic, 870 00:39:17,010 --> 00:39:19,800 compassionless freak must you be? 871 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,990 Do not ever try to contact me again 872 00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:24,664 or I will call the police, I swear to God! 873 00:39:24,664 --> 00:39:27,399 (phone beeps) (April panting) 874 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:30,149 (phone ringing) 875 00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:31,920 Freddy? 876 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,760 - You sittin' down? 877 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,050 - Yes. 878 00:39:34,050 --> 00:39:35,363 - [Freddy] She's your mother. 879 00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:37,463 - Begin. 880 00:39:37,463 --> 00:39:38,880 - I know what a risk this is for you. 881 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,780 - You have no idea. 882 00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,418 - And nothing could possibly excuse 883 00:39:41,418 --> 00:39:42,750 my having told you a lie. 884 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,400 - Begin! 885 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,110 - His name was Jack Watske. 886 00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:48,240 He was a Ukrainian boy from the neighborhood. 887 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,820 A little gangly, but gorgeous. 888 00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:51,900 Did you ever meet anybody and know 889 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,670 in a heartbeat you'd do whatever they say? 890 00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:54,503 - You dated? 891 00:39:54,503 --> 00:39:55,500 - We courted. - Meaning? 892 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,970 - We had sex three times. 893 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:58,770 He told me I had a perfect body! 894 00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,470 I was so inexperienced, I had no idea he was right! 895 00:40:01,470 --> 00:40:03,270 I still have a fine body but of course 896 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,560 it's never the same after childbirth. 897 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,393 - Would you please? 898 00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:07,860 - My girlfriend's parents were out of town. 899 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:10,530 He and I were in a sleeping bag in their backyard. 900 00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:12,090 We made love. 901 00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:14,220 It was so cold outside the sleeping bag, 902 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,960 and so warm in it, 903 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,080 and afterwards, I cried and cried and cried, 904 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,030 and he pretended to understand why. 905 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,950 - So that's where I was conceived? 906 00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:25,200 - No, you were conceived a week later, 907 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,700 according to a great American tradition. 908 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,533 - Speak English. 909 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:28,650 - I fucked him at a drive-in. 910 00:40:28,650 --> 00:40:29,647 - [April] What movie? 911 00:40:29,647 --> 00:40:30,480 - "Bullitt." 912 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:33,270 - Why did you lie? 913 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:35,040 - I don't know why. 914 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,660 Because I thought it was ugly and ordinary, 915 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:38,160 and I wanted to make it beautiful. 916 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,630 Also if I made him famous and dead, 917 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:40,463 he'd be famously dead, 918 00:40:40,463 --> 00:40:42,480 and you wouldn't waste time trying to find him. 919 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,620 - I tried for years to find him and he's unfindable. 920 00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:45,690 - How convenient. 921 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:47,310 - Look, don't you think that if I could offer 922 00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:49,710 your father up to you, I'd do it, 923 00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:50,940 whatever shape he was in? 924 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,020 - How should I know what you would do? 925 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:52,980 - Because I'm telling you! 926 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,150 - And exactly what is that worth? 927 00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:55,200 - I'm giving you my word! 928 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,853 - Bernice, look at me. 929 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,150 I will know if you're lying. 930 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,420 - Memorize this moment. 931 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,310 I know what I did to you. 932 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:08,610 I lied in the scariest way imaginable, 933 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,680 and now, at the worst of all possible times, 934 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,480 when your husband just left you... 935 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,040 Or did you leave him? 936 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,990 I get the sense that he left you. 937 00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:17,540 Okay, it's none of my business. 938 00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:21,063 It will not happen again. 939 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,720 I knew it, I knew it. 940 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,860 That's why I said Steve McQueen. 941 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:35,693 - What? 942 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:36,840 - I knew you'd be ashamed of what really happened. 943 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,040 - No, it's not that. 944 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,790 Please understand, it's not you as much as me. 945 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:42,870 I'm glad to have met you, 946 00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:45,150 but I am going through some things, 947 00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:48,090 and now is not a good time. 948 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:49,320 Thank you for understanding, 949 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,283 and I really do hope that our paths will cross again. 950 00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:59,613 I'm gonna walk home now, so goodbye. 951 00:42:03,963 --> 00:42:06,713 (playful music) 952 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:23,220 You're absurd! 953 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,260 - Give me 72 hours. 954 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:26,910 Three lousy days. 955 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:27,743 I wanna know you. 956 00:42:27,743 --> 00:42:29,013 I wanna meet your brother. 957 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,903 I'm begging you. 958 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,033 I'm on my knees. 959 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:37,750 Metaphorically speaking, I'm on my knees. 960 00:42:40,410 --> 00:42:42,328 Oh, for God's sake! 961 00:42:42,328 --> 00:42:45,245 (music continues) 962 00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:53,689 - [Freddy] It's Freddy, leave me a message. 963 00:42:53,689 --> 00:42:55,320 (voicemail beeps) 964 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,210 - I'm begging you, come with me. 965 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:58,770 I'm going to this event with her. 966 00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:00,060 She wants to meet you. 967 00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:01,680 Or at least call me back. 968 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,787 I know you're working hard, but I worry. 969 00:43:03,787 --> 00:43:06,287 (phone beeps) 970 00:43:08,077 --> 00:43:10,357 - "I was," mumbled Gun Smith. 971 00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:13,590 "No one had ever tangled with those two varmints 972 00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,094 and lived to tell the tale. 973 00:43:15,094 --> 00:43:20,094 So one day, a drifter..." (phone ringing) 974 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:21,293 - Hello? 975 00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:25,860 - Nevermind. 976 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,810 - [Jimmy Ray] What? 977 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,447 - I have the wrong number. 978 00:43:30,699 --> 00:43:31,770 - Miss Epner? 979 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:33,120 - Hello? 980 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,620 - [Jimmy Ray] Hi, it's Jimmy Ray. 981 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:35,580 - Of course it is. 982 00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:38,490 Hello, Jimmy Ray, is your father there? 983 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,983 - Dad, it's Miss Epner. 984 00:43:41,010 --> 00:43:41,843 - Hello. 985 00:43:41,843 --> 00:43:44,100 - Oh, God! Hello. 986 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,827 It's me, it's Miss Epner. 987 00:43:45,827 --> 00:43:47,250 - [Frank] Hello, Miss Epner. 988 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,330 - [April] It's April. 989 00:43:48,330 --> 00:43:49,950 - Hi. 990 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:51,090 - [April] Is Jimmy Ray right there? 991 00:43:51,090 --> 00:43:52,041 - Yes. 992 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:53,790 - Oh, God! 993 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:57,180 Just please, just say, "Okay, Miss Epner," 994 00:43:57,180 --> 00:43:58,410 and I'll call you another time. 995 00:43:58,410 --> 00:43:59,820 Okay, Miss Epner. 996 00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:01,890 - I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you during the day. 997 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:03,968 It was a really bad mistake. 998 00:44:03,968 --> 00:44:04,918 - Okay, Miss Epner. 999 00:44:09,336 --> 00:44:10,169 Are you there? 1000 00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:12,353 - Would you like to go out with me tomorrow night? 1001 00:44:13,710 --> 00:44:14,810 - More than I can say. 1002 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,651 - Everybody say, "Send us money!" 1003 00:44:18,651 --> 00:44:20,176 - [All] Send us money! 1004 00:44:20,176 --> 00:44:23,176 (shutters clicking) 1005 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:31,230 - Oh, you look lovely. 1006 00:44:31,230 --> 00:44:32,460 - Thank you, so do you. 1007 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:33,293 - Thank you. 1008 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,260 I'm glad you didn't bring a date. 1009 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:41,400 It'll be more fun this way. 1010 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,510 - I did bring a date. 1011 00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:44,400 - Oh, good, I'm so glad! 1012 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,900 - Where is he? - He's meeting me here. 1013 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,370 - Oh. Is this your first date? 1014 00:44:47,370 --> 00:44:48,960 - With him, or since my husband? 1015 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,250 - Either. - Both. 1016 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:51,210 - Oh, Jesus Christ. 1017 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,500 You want a drink? - Yes, please (chuckles). 1018 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,790 - Okay. 1019 00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:54,623 - [Frank] April? 1020 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,750 - Hi. - Hello. 1021 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:04,620 You look beautiful. 1022 00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:05,700 - [Bernice] Doesn't she? 1023 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,260 - Uh, Frank, this is Bernice. 1024 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:08,902 - I'm so glad to get to meet you. 1025 00:45:08,902 --> 00:45:10,260 - [Bernice] Thank you. 1026 00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:11,280 - I've enjoyed your show. 1027 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,600 - Oh, you're lying. 1028 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,400 You've never seen my show. 1029 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,960 - I don't do a lot of lying. 1030 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,410 - Well, that makes one of us. 1031 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,743 - Hey, beautiful! 1032 00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:22,830 - His name is Ted. 1033 00:45:22,830 --> 00:45:23,910 I think he has the best ass 1034 00:45:23,910 --> 00:45:26,010 I've ever seen on a 50-year-old man. 1035 00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:26,843 - Hey. 1036 00:45:26,843 --> 00:45:27,676 - Hey. 1037 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,240 - Oh, you must be April. 1038 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,130 - Yes, it's nice to meet you. 1039 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:33,063 This is Frank. 1040 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,820 - Hello. - A pleasure. 1041 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:36,653 Shall we get some drinks? 1042 00:45:36,653 --> 00:45:37,710 - Absolutely. 1043 00:45:37,710 --> 00:45:38,730 - After you. 1044 00:45:38,730 --> 00:45:40,353 - No, please, after you. 1045 00:45:48,681 --> 00:45:49,514 (April laughs) 1046 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:50,433 - Okay! 1047 00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:54,231 Everybody say, "Sake bomb!" 1048 00:45:54,231 --> 00:45:56,686 - [All] Sake bomb! 1049 00:45:56,686 --> 00:45:57,600 - Oh, my gosh! 1050 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,920 - You're telling me! 1051 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,720 - I love these. - I knew I liked you. 1052 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,490 - I don't drink like this. 1053 00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:04,170 - [Bernice] Well, tonight you do. 1054 00:46:04,170 --> 00:46:06,390 - Am I being too nice to her? 1055 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,010 - No! - Not nice enough? 1056 00:46:08,010 --> 00:46:08,843 - What do you mean? 1057 00:46:08,843 --> 00:46:09,676 - This is your mother. 1058 00:46:09,676 --> 00:46:12,427 Are you getting what you want from me as your date? 1059 00:46:12,427 --> 00:46:13,920 - Oh, God, just that you asked. 1060 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,870 You're perfect. 1061 00:46:15,870 --> 00:46:17,343 Thank God you're here! 1062 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,790 - I am perfect, by the way. 1063 00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:21,840 I'm glad you noticed. 1064 00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:25,960 Just to get this in before we're hopelessly drunk, 1065 00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:28,480 I'm so glad you called. 1066 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,920 I know we're not ready, but I love talking to you. 1067 00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:34,943 You move me. 1068 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,640 This moves me, that you're trying this with her. 1069 00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:41,435 I'm so glad I'm here. 1070 00:46:41,435 --> 00:46:42,900 (phone ringing) 1071 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:44,401 - Oh! 1072 00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:45,690 God, I'm sorry! 1073 00:46:45,690 --> 00:46:47,520 - After he said something like that? 1074 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,747 They should make those things illegal. 1075 00:46:48,747 --> 00:46:50,280 - I'm sure it's my brother. 1076 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,113 I'm sure. 1077 00:46:51,113 --> 00:46:52,393 I'm sorry. 1078 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:53,670 I just worry. 1079 00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:54,750 Sorry. 1080 00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,100 - Is it you? 1081 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:56,933 - It's me. 1082 00:46:58,710 --> 00:46:59,543 - Oh. 1083 00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:01,373 Hello. 1084 00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:04,110 Hi. 1085 00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:04,943 - [Ben] Hi. 1086 00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:07,350 Sorry, hi. 1087 00:47:07,350 --> 00:47:09,060 - Everything all right? - Yes. 1088 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,470 - Who's that? - No one. 1089 00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:12,573 I'm sorry, I'll be right back. 1090 00:47:15,630 --> 00:47:16,860 Hello? 1091 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:18,010 - [Ben] Yeah, I'm here. 1092 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,460 Hi. 1093 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:21,293 - Hi. 1094 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,033 - Hi. 1095 00:47:24,810 --> 00:47:26,520 - So, how are you? 1096 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,783 - Well- - Where are you? 1097 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,270 - I'm nowhere special. 1098 00:47:30,270 --> 00:47:34,350 Decided to drift around for awhile, you know, get lost. 1099 00:47:34,350 --> 00:47:37,080 Let the road take me where it wants me to go. 1100 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,913 - Just tell me. 1101 00:47:37,913 --> 00:47:39,600 - I'm at my mom's. 1102 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,800 - That's perfect. 1103 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,940 - Don't do that. 1104 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:43,430 - What? - Humiliate me. 1105 00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:45,053 Do you know the actual, physical pain that that caused me? 1106 00:47:45,053 --> 00:47:46,710 - Why are you calling me? 1107 00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:47,970 - Because I miss you, 1108 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:49,830 and I thought now that some time has passed- 1109 00:47:49,830 --> 00:47:52,050 - It's been 23 days, you idiot! 1110 00:47:52,050 --> 00:47:53,790 You're ready to be my friend? 1111 00:47:53,790 --> 00:47:54,623 Well... 1112 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,273 Okay, I'm glad I called. 1113 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,230 Well, take care. - My mom died. 1114 00:48:01,230 --> 00:48:02,730 - Did you just say- - Talk to you later. 1115 00:48:02,730 --> 00:48:03,563 - Wait, when? 1116 00:48:03,563 --> 00:48:05,790 - 22 days ago. 1117 00:48:05,790 --> 00:48:06,990 - Why didn't you call me? 1118 00:48:06,990 --> 00:48:07,823 - Oh, I don't know, 1119 00:48:07,823 --> 00:48:09,722 I guess I just didn't feel that close to you. 1120 00:48:09,722 --> 00:48:10,555 - I have to see you. 1121 00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:13,167 - [April] Oh, no, I'll end up in bed with you and I'm not- 1122 00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:15,360 - I wanna be there. 1123 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,193 - Really? 1124 00:48:16,193 --> 00:48:18,690 Do you promise to be there for better or worse, 1125 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:19,920 for richer and poorer, 1126 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,270 in sickness- - I miss you. 1127 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:23,943 - How much? 1128 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,033 - [Ben] A lot. 1129 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:27,989 - Enough? 1130 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:30,572 (gentle music) 1131 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,700 That's what I thought. 1132 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:40,863 Be a man and leave me alone! 1133 00:48:44,369 --> 00:48:45,569 - "For better or worse." 1134 00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:48,770 I'm gonna guess not your brother, right? 1135 00:48:50,730 --> 00:48:51,563 - No. 1136 00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,843 Oh, where are you going? 1137 00:49:02,843 --> 00:49:03,960 - [Frank] I think I'm leaving. 1138 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,945 - Oh, please don't leave! 1139 00:49:04,945 --> 00:49:07,695 (playful music) 1140 00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:13,380 - Now, where you going? - I'm not leaving. 1141 00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:14,460 - You just said you were leaving. 1142 00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,350 - I was then, now I'm not. 1143 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:17,717 - But you're walking away. 1144 00:49:17,717 --> 00:49:18,990 - I have to do something. 1145 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:19,823 - Okay. 1146 00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:22,030 Are we doing it yet? 1147 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,570 - All right, look, 1148 00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:27,240 you were just talking to your husband 1149 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,340 about for better or worse and God knows what else, 1150 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:31,130 and I just, I feel... 1151 00:49:33,503 --> 00:49:35,730 (Frank groans) 1152 00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:36,563 Fuck! 1153 00:49:37,530 --> 00:49:38,970 And when I feel this way, 1154 00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:42,330 I find it helps to take my "(groans) fuck" out for a walk, 1155 00:49:42,330 --> 00:49:44,780 so that's what I'm doing, and you're not invited. 1156 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:49,080 But I will say this, this is a first date, 1157 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,480 and if you're not done with him who you're married to, 1158 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,560 I mean if you're not... 1159 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,660 If you two aren't done, it's fine. 1160 00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,493 It's more than fine. 1161 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:56,326 Just tell me. 1162 00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:57,840 I'm not ready, anyway. - Frank, I'm done with him. 1163 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,713 - It's okay if you're not. - But I am. 1164 00:49:58,713 --> 00:50:00,300 - It's okay if you're not. - But I am. 1165 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:01,493 - [Frank] How do I know? 1166 00:50:02,610 --> 00:50:05,283 - You're gonna have to trust me. 1167 00:50:07,230 --> 00:50:08,338 - You kidding me? 1168 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:10,224 (April sighs) 1169 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,774 - And it doesn't feel like a first date, not to me. 1170 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,763 - You wait until we try to say goodnight. 1171 00:50:18,990 --> 00:50:20,040 - [April] I'm sorry again, 1172 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,173 and I had a wonderful time with you. 1173 00:50:23,010 --> 00:50:23,843 - I did, too. 1174 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,033 See? 1175 00:50:29,033 --> 00:50:30,255 (April chuckles) 1176 00:50:30,255 --> 00:50:33,338 (crickets chirping) 1177 00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:02,520 - I haven't done this for a long, long time, 1178 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,330 so forgive me for not finding a sexier way to put this, 1179 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:07,380 but would you like to come in? 1180 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:08,280 - [Frank] I can't. 1181 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,340 - You can't? 1182 00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:12,780 - As if having a jealous girlie fit 1183 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,670 on our first date wasn't emasculating enough, 1184 00:51:14,670 --> 00:51:16,170 I have to get home to my kids. 1185 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,113 They need their mum, and I'm it. 1186 00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:22,350 - That's not emasculating. 1187 00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:23,583 It's very sexy. 1188 00:51:27,390 --> 00:51:28,223 - How sexy? 1189 00:51:29,145 --> 00:51:34,145 (gentle music) (both panting) 1190 00:51:43,552 --> 00:51:45,969 - You have a very nice house. 1191 00:51:51,923 --> 00:51:54,378 ♪ She says wake up ♪ 1192 00:51:54,378 --> 00:51:57,507 ♪ It's no use pretendin' ♪ 1193 00:51:57,507 --> 00:52:02,507 ♪ I'll keep stealin', breathin' her ♪ 1194 00:52:03,087 --> 00:52:08,087 ♪ Birds are leavin' over autumn's ending ♪ 1195 00:52:08,463 --> 00:52:11,015 ♪ One of us will die inside these arms ♪ 1196 00:52:11,015 --> 00:52:11,848 - What? 1197 00:52:14,070 --> 00:52:15,303 - You're looking at me. 1198 00:52:19,163 --> 00:52:20,580 - Of course I am. 1199 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:25,542 - Of course you are. 1200 00:52:27,762 --> 00:52:32,679 ♪ One will spread our ashes round the yard ♪ 1201 00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:38,439 (phone ringing) 1202 00:52:38,439 --> 00:52:41,022 (April groans) 1203 00:52:46,978 --> 00:52:48,530 (phone beeps) 1204 00:52:48,530 --> 00:52:49,363 Hello? 1205 00:52:49,363 --> 00:52:51,502 - [Bernice] Do you think I should sleep with him? 1206 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,530 - [April] Who is this? 1207 00:52:52,530 --> 00:52:54,900 - Why aren't you answering your regular phone? 1208 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:57,570 I called your regular phone. 1209 00:52:57,570 --> 00:52:59,130 - Because I'm not... 1210 00:52:59,130 --> 00:53:00,960 - Are you at his house? 1211 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:01,830 - Um... 1212 00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:03,810 - Oh, that's fantastic! 1213 00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:06,660 That's just what you need, a great rebound affair. 1214 00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:07,493 - I think it might 1215 00:53:07,493 --> 00:53:08,326 be more than just- (Ruby sobbing) 1216 00:53:08,326 --> 00:53:09,348 Oh, God, I've gotta get outta here! 1217 00:53:09,348 --> 00:53:10,344 - [Bernice] No, I'm all for it! 1218 00:53:10,344 --> 00:53:12,011 - Talk to you later. 1219 00:53:32,151 --> 00:53:33,314 - Are you- - What happened? 1220 00:53:33,314 --> 00:53:34,564 - Shh! Nothing. 1221 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:37,327 Why are you in here? 1222 00:53:37,327 --> 00:53:40,101 - (sighs) I sleep in here when I can't sleep. 1223 00:53:40,101 --> 00:53:41,428 - Oh. 1224 00:53:41,428 --> 00:53:42,823 I'm gonna go. 1225 00:53:42,823 --> 00:53:43,656 - Just lie down here with me. 1226 00:53:43,656 --> 00:53:44,489 - No, no, no! 1227 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:45,322 I'm your son's teacher. 1228 00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:48,822 - No, 15 minutes, please, then you can go. 1229 00:53:50,455 --> 00:53:51,288 - Mm. 1230 00:53:59,363 --> 00:54:00,475 - I don't suppose we could- 1231 00:54:00,475 --> 00:54:02,902 - I'm going right now! - I'm kidding! I'm kidding! 1232 00:54:02,902 --> 00:54:05,735 I wouldn't, even if you begged me. 1233 00:54:24,363 --> 00:54:26,513 It's possible I'm falling in love with you. 1234 00:54:34,961 --> 00:54:36,011 So much for sleeping. 1235 00:54:36,011 --> 00:54:38,594 (April sighs) 1236 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:41,039 Too much? 1237 00:54:41,039 --> 00:54:41,872 - No. 1238 00:54:44,511 --> 00:54:45,344 Maybe. 1239 00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:48,605 I don't know. 1240 00:54:55,023 --> 00:54:55,856 No. 1241 00:54:59,204 --> 00:55:02,871 - Good, 'cause it scared the shit out of me. 1242 00:55:08,978 --> 00:55:11,811 (Ruby whimpering) 1243 00:55:15,390 --> 00:55:18,890 - [Ruby] Ow (whimpering). 1244 00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:24,069 - [April] Oh, God! 1245 00:55:25,146 --> 00:55:26,840 - Ow. - All right, sweetie. 1246 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,547 - Ow! - All right, it's your ear. 1247 00:55:28,547 --> 00:55:29,380 Come on, sweetheart. 1248 00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:31,031 - Ow. - I'm right here. 1249 00:55:31,031 --> 00:55:32,103 - Ow! - I'm right here. 1250 00:55:32,103 --> 00:55:33,120 It's your ear acting up again. 1251 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,040 - Ow! - Jimmy Ray! 1252 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:35,873 - Ow! - Jimmy Ray, 1253 00:55:35,873 --> 00:55:37,350 I need you to wake up. 1254 00:55:37,350 --> 00:55:38,220 - Ow! - Jimmy Ray, 1255 00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:39,200 Ruby's having her ear thing. 1256 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,230 - Ow! - I need you to go to my room 1257 00:55:40,230 --> 00:55:41,340 and get the flashlight by my bed. 1258 00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:42,254 Can you do that? 1259 00:55:42,254 --> 00:55:44,213 - Ow! - All right, Daddy's here. 1260 00:55:44,213 --> 00:55:45,719 - Ow! - Let's just have a look. 1261 00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:47,084 - Ow! - Go on, quick as you can. 1262 00:55:47,084 --> 00:55:48,927 - Ow! - Let's have a look, sweetie. 1263 00:55:48,927 --> 00:55:49,830 - Ow! - I'm not gonna touch. 1264 00:55:49,830 --> 00:55:50,667 I'm just gonna lift your hair up and we'll have a look. 1265 00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:54,303 - Miss Epner's here. - Hi, how are ya? 1266 00:55:55,470 --> 00:55:56,303 - Ow! 1267 00:55:56,303 --> 00:55:59,339 - Miss Epner and I had a sleepover. 1268 00:55:59,339 --> 00:56:00,600 And now we're all gonna go to the hospital, 1269 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,100 so we can get something - Ow, ow, ow! 1270 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:05,073 - to make Ruby's ear feel better, okay? 1271 00:56:05,073 --> 00:56:07,370 - Ow, ow! - Get your socks, buddy. 1272 00:56:07,370 --> 00:56:08,490 - Is there anything I can do? 1273 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,968 Do you want me to lock up after you go? 1274 00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,377 - You're not coming? 1275 00:56:13,801 --> 00:56:15,477 - [Ruby] (sobbing) Ow. 1276 00:56:15,477 --> 00:56:16,893 Ow. - Yes, I'm coming. 1277 00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:25,150 ♪ She says if I leave before you, darlin' ♪ 1278 00:56:25,395 --> 00:56:30,395 ♪ Don't you waste me in the ground ♪ 1279 00:56:30,946 --> 00:56:35,946 ♪ I lay smilin' like our sleepin' children ♪ 1280 00:56:36,531 --> 00:56:41,531 ♪ One of us will die inside these arms ♪ 1281 00:56:44,514 --> 00:56:47,264 ♪ Eyes wide open ♪ 1282 00:56:49,075 --> 00:56:50,116 - How are you? 1283 00:56:50,116 --> 00:56:50,949 - Better. 1284 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,034 - That's a nice frog. 1285 00:56:56,034 --> 00:56:58,325 - You could have it. 1286 00:56:58,325 --> 00:56:59,457 - Seriously? 1287 00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:00,874 - I have another. 1288 00:57:03,631 --> 00:57:05,353 - Thank you. 1289 00:57:05,353 --> 00:57:07,853 - You wanna give me something? 1290 00:57:08,935 --> 00:57:10,460 - I have a mint. 1291 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:13,043 (mellow music) 1292 00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:29,216 Can you excuse me just a second? 1293 00:57:29,216 --> 00:57:34,216 Okay. 1294 00:57:55,729 --> 00:57:57,172 (upbeat classical music playing) 1295 00:57:57,172 --> 00:57:58,005 Hello there. 1296 00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:59,540 - [Bernice] Hello (chuckles). 1297 00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:00,482 - Ciao, bella. 1298 00:58:00,482 --> 00:58:02,010 - Ciao. - Champagne? 1299 00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:03,390 - I'll say. 1300 00:58:03,390 --> 00:58:05,310 - I'll have a ginger ale, please, 1301 00:58:05,310 --> 00:58:06,409 and some crackers, if you have any. 1302 00:58:06,409 --> 00:58:08,310 (waiter speaking in Italian) 1303 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:09,787 - Ginger ale and crackers? 1304 00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:13,287 (April praying in Hebrew) 1305 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:20,910 - What? 1306 00:58:20,910 --> 00:58:22,488 - Are you pregnant? 1307 00:58:22,488 --> 00:58:24,570 - (smirks) What? 1308 00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:25,740 No. 1309 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,420 If I am, it would be a world's record. 1310 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:29,193 I only slept with him last night. 1311 00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:34,353 Trust me, I am not pregnant. 1312 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,790 I'm too old not to have a baby. 1313 00:58:41,790 --> 00:58:43,527 - Well, obviously you're not too old to have a baby. 1314 00:58:43,527 --> 00:58:45,402 - No, I'm too old not to have a baby, 1315 00:58:45,402 --> 00:58:49,080 and this baby connects me forever to a man 1316 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,446 who is that man you were talking about. 1317 00:58:51,446 --> 00:58:52,279 - What man? 1318 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,730 - Who you know you'll do whatever they say, 1319 00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:57,210 only he's not a man, he's a child really. 1320 00:58:57,210 --> 00:58:59,097 A baby? Oh, Jesus (sighs)! 1321 00:59:01,770 --> 00:59:04,560 - What are you doing? - This helps me. 1322 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,300 - Is it helping? 1323 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:07,590 - Not really. 1324 00:59:07,590 --> 00:59:09,693 - April, allow me. 1325 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:15,851 (gentle piano music) (horns honking) 1326 00:59:33,409 --> 00:59:36,242 (water splashing) 1327 00:59:57,335 --> 00:59:59,256 (door closes) 1328 00:59:59,256 --> 01:00:00,363 Have a sip. 1329 01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:02,152 - I'm pregnant! 1330 01:00:02,152 --> 01:00:03,570 - (sighs) It's okay to have a sip of red wine, 1331 01:00:03,570 --> 01:00:04,983 some doctors say it's good. 1332 01:00:11,473 --> 01:00:14,220 - Mm! 1333 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:15,480 - What, are you nuts? 1334 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,980 You're pregnant! Give me that. 1335 01:00:20,310 --> 01:00:21,930 Come here. 1336 01:00:21,930 --> 01:00:22,977 - Oh, that's okay, you don't have to do that. 1337 01:00:22,977 --> 01:00:25,310 - Oh, I'm just sittin' here. 1338 01:00:28,236 --> 01:00:33,236 (water splashing) (music continues) 1339 01:00:57,271 --> 01:00:59,319 (April chuckles) (Bernice chuckles) 1340 01:00:59,319 --> 01:01:01,986 (gentle music) 1341 01:01:06,390 --> 01:01:08,250 He lives with his mother? 1342 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,050 - [April] Don't get me started. 1343 01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:11,150 - Now, remember... 1344 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,073 - What? 1345 01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,060 - I don't know. 1346 01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:17,040 Would your other mother 1347 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,940 have said something helpful right now? 1348 01:01:20,370 --> 01:01:21,720 - You're doing really well. 1349 01:01:27,109 --> 01:01:27,942 (car door closes) 1350 01:01:27,942 --> 01:01:31,020 (door creaks) 1351 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,190 Hi, Alice. 1352 01:01:32,190 --> 01:01:34,080 - Oh, hello, dear. 1353 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:34,913 - Hello. 1354 01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:39,453 Uh, so, how are you? 1355 01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:42,870 - Well, you know, my back hurts. 1356 01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:43,743 - That's too bad. 1357 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:49,716 So, Alice, can Benjamin come out and play? 1358 01:01:49,716 --> 01:01:51,478 - [Ben] Mom, let her in! 1359 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:55,620 - Well, I don't know what you two are up to. 1360 01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:56,910 - Hi. Sorry. 1361 01:01:56,910 --> 01:01:58,771 - Could you come out here? 1362 01:01:58,771 --> 01:02:03,771 - Yeah. 1363 01:02:07,671 --> 01:02:08,790 Who's that? 1364 01:02:08,790 --> 01:02:09,623 - A friend. 1365 01:02:13,170 --> 01:02:14,730 I'm pregnant. 1366 01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:15,563 - Oh! 1367 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:18,663 Oh my God! - Mm. 1368 01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,920 - Oh, my God! Is it, is it... 1369 01:02:24,990 --> 01:02:25,823 Wow! 1370 01:02:28,650 --> 01:02:29,583 Sweetie, wow! 1371 01:02:34,530 --> 01:02:35,363 Wow. 1372 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,490 - Are you kidding me? 1373 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,010 - What'd I do? 1374 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:45,330 - Say something. 1375 01:02:45,330 --> 01:02:46,780 - What do you want me to say? 1376 01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:48,810 - I don't know. 1377 01:02:48,810 --> 01:02:49,890 What does it mean to you? 1378 01:02:49,890 --> 01:02:51,900 How do you wanna handle it? 1379 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,163 What do we do now? 1380 01:02:54,030 --> 01:02:55,350 - Well- - That sort of thing! 1381 01:02:55,350 --> 01:02:58,572 - I wanna try to be with you, I guess. 1382 01:02:58,572 --> 01:02:59,700 (April chuckles) 1383 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,284 Well, I'm sorry if I didn't instantly 1384 01:03:01,284 --> 01:03:03,120 come up with a perfect solution 1385 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,940 to this very complicated situation! 1386 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:07,110 - It's not complicated! 1387 01:03:07,110 --> 01:03:08,520 I'm having this baby. 1388 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,070 You may participate in the raising of this baby. 1389 01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:12,630 I can't make you do it, 1390 01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:14,580 but I would hope that you would wanna be there 1391 01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:18,060 for the growing up of this person who carries your DNA! 1392 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,770 The first doctor's appointment is in two weeks. 1393 01:03:19,770 --> 01:03:21,766 I'll see you there, or I won't. 1394 01:03:21,766 --> 01:03:26,766 (dogs barking) (car door closes) 1395 01:03:28,627 --> 01:03:30,150 I'm so sorry. 1396 01:03:30,150 --> 01:03:32,460 I've never met anyone like you, ever. 1397 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:34,680 I've never been so much myself with anyone, 1398 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,286 even these few times we've spent together have felt like... 1399 01:03:38,286 --> 01:03:39,119 - What? 1400 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,090 - Family. 1401 01:03:42,090 --> 01:03:43,593 I'm sorry, but it has. 1402 01:03:45,150 --> 01:03:47,400 And I know it's fast, but I can only tell you how I feel, 1403 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,570 and how I feel is that I wanna be near you all the time. 1404 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:52,950 But I have some big decisions to make 1405 01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:53,940 about how my life's gonna work, 1406 01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:55,020 and if you'll have me, so do you. 1407 01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:55,853 - Why you talking fast? 1408 01:03:55,853 --> 01:03:57,900 - I don't think Jimmy Ray should know that I'm here. 1409 01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,310 - Well, if we're gonna be family, 1410 01:03:59,310 --> 01:04:00,720 he should know he didn't dream 1411 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,130 you up half-naked in his house. 1412 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,150 And besides, he knows you're here. 1413 01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:04,620 - No he doesn't, I was very careful 1414 01:04:04,620 --> 01:04:06,681 to wait till he was a safe distance away. 1415 01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:08,760 - Hi, Miss Epner. 1416 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,813 - Hi, Jimmy Ray. 1417 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,610 - Do you wanna be with him, the better or worse guy? 1418 01:04:14,610 --> 01:04:15,540 Is that someone you wanna be with? 1419 01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:17,250 Because if it is, by God- - No, it's not. 1420 01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:19,200 - But if it is- - But it's not. 1421 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,843 Truthfully, I wanna be with you. 1422 01:04:23,490 --> 01:04:27,333 But being with me is gonna mean being with this. 1423 01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:32,010 - How pregnant are you? 1424 01:04:32,010 --> 01:04:33,930 - They said six weeks. 1425 01:04:33,930 --> 01:04:34,890 - Six weeks? 1426 01:04:34,890 --> 01:04:37,770 - That's what they said, six weeks today. 1427 01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:39,900 - We met six weeks ago today, actually. 1428 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,430 - Mm. 1429 01:04:41,430 --> 01:04:42,830 - Which was the day he left. 1430 01:04:45,870 --> 01:04:47,470 You made love on the day we met? 1431 01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:52,410 - Ah. 1432 01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:53,283 Yeah. 1433 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,113 Sorry. 1434 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,480 What happened? 1435 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,820 - Um, I've gotta take a walk. 1436 01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:05,010 - Really? - Yes, really. 1437 01:05:05,010 --> 01:05:06,923 I'm on the brink of asking you to be with me, 1438 01:05:06,923 --> 01:05:08,673 really, really be with me. 1439 01:05:08,673 --> 01:05:10,110 You, who have some other guy's... 1440 01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:13,050 Your husband's baby in your stomach, 1441 01:05:13,050 --> 01:05:14,450 your very beautiful stomach. 1442 01:05:15,895 --> 01:05:17,700 I've gotta take a walk. 1443 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,930 - What about your kids? 1444 01:05:18,930 --> 01:05:20,010 - [Frank] What about them? 1445 01:05:20,010 --> 01:05:22,246 - Who's gonna watch them? - You are. 1446 01:05:22,246 --> 01:05:24,996 (playful music) 1447 01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:32,430 The walk didn't work. 1448 01:05:32,430 --> 01:05:33,840 Your mother's here. - No, she's not. 1449 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,340 I told her to wait in the car. 1450 01:05:39,798 --> 01:05:41,848 - I'm just here if either of you need me. 1451 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:47,030 - I can't stand the thought of it. 1452 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,690 - Of me sleeping with my husband? 1453 01:05:48,690 --> 01:05:51,382 You slept with your wife, at least twice, you know? 1454 01:05:51,382 --> 01:05:52,500 It's not like the most appetizing 1455 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,750 thing I've ever imagined. 1456 01:05:54,630 --> 01:05:56,357 - No, of course it's not. 1457 01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:00,677 Hey. 1458 01:06:00,677 --> 01:06:01,833 You're pregnant. 1459 01:06:04,050 --> 01:06:05,193 - Yes, I am. 1460 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:07,913 - Way to go. 1461 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,610 - [Bernice] So now what? 1462 01:06:14,610 --> 01:06:16,050 - Both of them, or neither of them 1463 01:06:16,050 --> 01:06:17,670 will show up at the doctor's office. 1464 01:06:17,670 --> 01:06:19,120 All I know is, I'll be there. 1465 01:06:31,771 --> 01:06:32,686 (ultrasound machine beeping) 1466 01:06:32,686 --> 01:06:34,650 You don't know how to work a blender! 1467 01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:36,210 Take your hat off. 1468 01:06:36,210 --> 01:06:37,043 - Jeez! 1469 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:39,240 - Hello. 1470 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,073 - Hello. 1471 01:06:40,073 --> 01:06:41,010 - Hello. - How are you? 1472 01:06:41,010 --> 01:06:41,843 - Hi. 1473 01:06:41,843 --> 01:06:42,676 - Hi. 1474 01:06:42,676 --> 01:06:43,509 - Hi. - Hello. 1475 01:06:43,509 --> 01:06:44,387 - Hello. - Hm. 1476 01:06:44,387 --> 01:06:45,220 Um... 1477 01:06:45,220 --> 01:06:46,680 (ultrasound machine beeping) 1478 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,000 - Sorry. 1479 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,847 - So, anyone else coming? 1480 01:06:50,847 --> 01:06:51,680 - No. - No, no, this is... 1481 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:53,509 - No, this is it. - This is it. 1482 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:55,259 - Uh, could you lower this, please? 1483 01:07:35,294 --> 01:07:36,690 - Oh my God. 1484 01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:37,940 - This looks really good. 1485 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,860 I've seen a couple of these. 1486 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,150 - [April] Where did she go? 1487 01:07:42,150 --> 01:07:43,283 - [Frank] She'll be back. 1488 01:07:54,372 --> 01:07:57,053 - Look at that. 1489 01:07:57,053 --> 01:07:58,318 (heartbeat thudding) 1490 01:07:58,318 --> 01:07:59,166 Oh my God. 1491 01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:00,238 - [Frank] Oh my God. 1492 01:08:00,238 --> 01:08:01,738 - [Ben] Oh my God. 1493 01:08:03,152 --> 01:08:04,260 - So, what exactly is- - So, is that actually 1494 01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,093 the sound of- - Sorry. 1495 01:08:05,093 --> 01:08:06,237 - No, I'm sorry, go ahead. - No, go ahead. 1496 01:08:06,237 --> 01:08:07,440 - No, go ahead. 1497 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,053 - He, or she just looks great. 1498 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,066 (ultrasound machine beeps) 1499 01:08:13,066 --> 01:08:15,816 (April chuckles) 1500 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,103 - [Frank] Can I have a look at that before I have to run? 1501 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,957 - Oh, that's great. - She's beautiful. 1502 01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:27,332 We made a baby. 1503 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:33,360 (April chuckles) (gentle music) 1504 01:08:49,497 --> 01:08:50,330 You look pretty. 1505 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:51,823 - It's the hormones. 1506 01:08:51,823 --> 01:08:52,714 - Whatever. 1507 01:08:52,714 --> 01:08:55,547 (music continues) 1508 01:09:28,376 --> 01:09:31,197 (Ben moaning) 1509 01:09:31,197 --> 01:09:33,114 - [April] Mm mm, mm mm. 1510 01:09:34,788 --> 01:09:35,621 Mm. 1511 01:09:37,505 --> 01:09:38,338 - Ah! 1512 01:09:40,742 --> 01:09:41,825 - [April] Ow! 1513 01:09:42,945 --> 01:09:43,778 - [Ben] In back? 1514 01:09:43,778 --> 01:09:45,011 - [April] Yeah. 1515 01:09:45,011 --> 01:09:47,844 (music continues) 1516 01:09:52,658 --> 01:09:57,658 (April moaning) (Ben moaning) 1517 01:10:01,251 --> 01:10:02,084 - Oh! 1518 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,394 Oh! 1519 01:10:05,394 --> 01:10:07,770 (gasping) Oh. 1520 01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:08,770 - Really? - Uh huh. 1521 01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:13,346 Um... 1522 01:10:14,927 --> 01:10:17,760 (April grunting) 1523 01:10:19,951 --> 01:10:20,784 Um... 1524 01:10:30,104 --> 01:10:32,687 (Ben exhales) 1525 01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:38,986 - Anything? 1526 01:10:38,986 --> 01:10:39,819 - What? 1527 01:10:41,504 --> 01:10:43,440 - Do you have anything to say? 1528 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,273 - Don't. 1529 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:47,553 (sighs) I don't know what to say. 1530 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:51,083 - Oh! 1531 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,793 - See ya. 1532 01:11:03,937 --> 01:11:06,687 (rain pattering) 1533 01:11:11,790 --> 01:11:13,290 - I thought we were having dinner after the show. 1534 01:11:13,290 --> 01:11:14,760 - I'm in trouble. 1535 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:15,593 - Come with me. 1536 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:19,290 Phew! 1537 01:11:19,290 --> 01:11:20,640 - Good afternoon, they're ready for you. 1538 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:21,720 - We're gonna run late today. 1539 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,250 - Okay. - I'm panicking. 1540 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,240 - [Bernice] Tell me. 1541 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:27,270 - I sort of slept with my husband. 1542 01:11:27,270 --> 01:11:28,680 Well, almost. 1543 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,583 - Oh! 1544 01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:33,750 Break-up sex, but it's kinda great, right? 1545 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:34,710 - Don't. 1546 01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:35,760 Don't be glib about this. 1547 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:39,390 I'm with a man who sees me, really sees me, 1548 01:11:39,390 --> 01:11:41,430 and somehow still wants to be with me, 1549 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:43,182 and I want him and I just blew it! 1550 01:11:43,182 --> 01:11:45,480 (phone ringing) 1551 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:47,130 Oh, God, it's him! 1552 01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:48,840 - I don't suppose you've cheated before. 1553 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,040 - Hm mm. 1554 01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:50,873 - [Bernice] Of course not. 1555 01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:53,070 - With someone who's bad for me. 1556 01:11:53,070 --> 01:11:53,903 What am I gonna do? 1557 01:11:53,903 --> 01:11:55,080 Here's what we're going to do. 1558 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,030 I'm going to go in and rehearse, 1559 01:11:57,030 --> 01:11:58,710 so that everyone knows what they're doing, 1560 01:11:58,710 --> 01:12:00,720 and then I'm going to send everyone home, 1561 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,670 and we're going to shoot the show tonight, 1562 01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:05,850 or in a couple of hours, or maybe never, okay? 1563 01:12:05,850 --> 01:12:09,150 - Thank you. - Mm, okay. 1564 01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:11,413 - Edie, I have to tell you, Sunday nights are about the... 1565 01:12:11,413 --> 01:12:12,420 - A good question. 1566 01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:15,930 Shall we make gay marriage a priority during this election, 1567 01:12:15,930 --> 01:12:17,970 or should we just not take the bait? 1568 01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:21,270 - If Pam dies, what happens to our daughter? 1569 01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:22,103 I have no rights. 1570 01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:22,936 It's very scary. - Oh, thank you. 1571 01:12:22,936 --> 01:12:24,810 - [Woman] It's very scary. 1572 01:12:24,810 --> 01:12:27,840 - At least I'm not one of those insular gay men, 1573 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,760 who throws himself into his work, 1574 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:30,870 and devotes himself to people 1575 01:12:30,870 --> 01:12:32,920 who can never love him back romantically. 1576 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,319 - Now, what we want to ask you is, 1577 01:12:35,319 --> 01:12:38,232 do you think it's right- (tape rewinding) 1578 01:12:38,232 --> 01:12:40,332 - It's so hard for anyone to meet someone. 1579 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,773 - Have you ever seen the show she did on you? 1580 01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:49,953 - I can't be around people who have adopted children. 1581 01:12:51,150 --> 01:12:52,890 Especially girls. 1582 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:54,630 - [Bernice] Have you ever tried to find her? 1583 01:12:54,630 --> 01:12:55,463 - Endlessly. 1584 01:12:56,490 --> 01:12:57,780 On the Internet. 1585 01:12:57,780 --> 01:13:00,900 Um, I put ads in the paper. 1586 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:04,890 - Do you feel haunted? 1587 01:13:04,890 --> 01:13:06,360 - [Blonde Woman] Yes. 1588 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:09,060 - Whenever there are kids around, 1589 01:13:09,060 --> 01:13:11,913 I am always looking for her face. 1590 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,420 In shopping malls, in the parks. 1591 01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:17,193 - I have something I want to say. 1592 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,680 I hadn't planned on doing this, 1593 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:24,153 but hearing you speak, it's just something I have to do. 1594 01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:31,533 I had a child that I gave up for adoption. 1595 01:13:33,150 --> 01:13:34,290 It was many, many years ago. 1596 01:13:34,290 --> 01:13:35,403 I was very young. 1597 01:13:36,330 --> 01:13:38,103 I tried, God knows, 1598 01:13:39,090 --> 01:13:41,670 but the year I spent with that child was the scariest, 1599 01:13:41,670 --> 01:13:44,250 most darkly miserable time of my life. 1600 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:46,230 One minute you're cuddling in a sleeping bag 1601 01:13:46,230 --> 01:13:47,670 and the next minute, 1602 01:13:47,670 --> 01:13:49,680 you find out that you ruined the rest of your life. 1603 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,570 - Can you rewind this? - To the beginning? 1604 01:13:51,570 --> 01:13:53,261 - Um, no, just a little. 1605 01:13:53,261 --> 01:13:56,010 (tape rewinding) 1606 01:13:56,010 --> 01:13:59,760 - [Bernice] I tried, God knows, but the year I spent 1607 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:00,930 with that child was the scariest, 1608 01:14:00,930 --> 01:14:01,988 most darkly miserable - Go back again, 1609 01:14:01,988 --> 01:14:04,650 - time in my life. - just five seconds. 1610 01:14:04,650 --> 01:14:05,483 - Are you sure? - Yeah, in fact, I don't- 1611 01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:07,110 - Could you go one sentence back? 1612 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,744 - [Alan] Should be looking at it. 1613 01:14:08,744 --> 01:14:10,410 (tape rewinding) 1614 01:14:10,410 --> 01:14:12,990 - But the year I spent with that child was the scariest, 1615 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:15,180 most darkly miserable time of my life. 1616 01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:16,593 Finally, I said uncle. 1617 01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:22,170 (rain pattering) 1618 01:14:23,670 --> 01:14:25,520 - Do you think you just hand it over? 1619 01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:29,190 You probably put it down somewhere, 1620 01:14:29,190 --> 01:14:32,583 and then the next people come along and pick it up? 1621 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,586 - Hey, can I find you some dry clothes? 1622 01:14:36,586 --> 01:14:39,134 (Bernice knocking) 1623 01:14:39,134 --> 01:14:41,421 (throat clears) You want me to get it? 1624 01:14:41,421 --> 01:14:43,770 - [Bernice] It's me! 1625 01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:45,420 - [Freddy] Maybe you'll feel better if you talk to her. 1626 01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:47,370 - [Bernice] I can hear you in there. 1627 01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:49,020 Don't make me bang the door down. 1628 01:14:55,770 --> 01:14:56,603 - [Freddy] Hello. 1629 01:14:56,603 --> 01:14:57,750 - Hi. 1630 01:14:57,750 --> 01:14:58,583 I've seen your picture. 1631 01:14:58,583 --> 01:15:00,360 - She doesn't wanna see you right now. 1632 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,890 - Too bad, I'm her mother. 1633 01:15:01,890 --> 01:15:03,690 - Maybe another day would be better. 1634 01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:08,820 Unless you say no, I'm gonna leave you guys alone 1635 01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:10,080 to have a private conversation. 1636 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,790 - [Bernice] She's afraid to be left alone with her mother? 1637 01:15:11,790 --> 01:15:14,280 - I'm not afraid to be left alone. 1638 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,863 I'll be on my beeper if you need me. 1639 01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:21,593 - Alan had no right- 1640 01:15:21,593 --> 01:15:23,553 - Are you capable of telling the truth? 1641 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,463 - I was 15 years old. 1642 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,280 That's a little bit older 1643 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,130 than some of the kids in your school. 1644 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,750 Your father disappeared. 1645 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,460 My father completely turned his back on me. 1646 01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:42,723 - Was I breast feeding? 1647 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,720 - My mother said I'd ruined my life. 1648 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,133 They threw me out! 1649 01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:53,400 I had a bag of clothes and 48 dollars. 1650 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:57,090 I didn't know if rent was $6 or $600! 1651 01:15:57,090 --> 01:15:59,490 I didn't know how to open a fucking can of soup! 1652 01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:04,380 You wouldn't stop crying. 1653 01:16:04,380 --> 01:16:05,940 - I get it. 1654 01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:07,500 I watched the tape. 1655 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,910 So did millions of other people. 1656 01:16:08,910 --> 01:16:09,743 Well, not millions. 1657 01:16:09,743 --> 01:16:11,563 How many people watch your show anyway? 1658 01:16:11,563 --> 01:16:13,329 - (sighs) Did you see on the tape 1659 01:16:13,329 --> 01:16:17,400 that I went to my father with his grandchild in my belly, 1660 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,670 and begged him for help, and that he turned me away? 1661 01:16:20,670 --> 01:16:22,680 Did you see that I never forgave him, 1662 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,900 that I didn't even go to his funeral? 1663 01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:27,543 You just saw the parts that made me look bad. 1664 01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:30,870 (sighs) I thought it was for the best! 1665 01:16:30,870 --> 01:16:32,580 Like an idiot, I thought it was for the best, 1666 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:33,963 and then it was too late! 1667 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:35,753 - Too late? 1668 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,610 Like if you had it to do over, it would be different? 1669 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,995 You'd sacrifice your fabulous life 1670 01:16:42,995 --> 01:16:47,820 to sit there with a cranky, moody kid who got sick? 1671 01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:49,140 A lot, by the way. 1672 01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:51,360 Sore throats, like on fire, 10 a year! 1673 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,910 You'd sit up till six in the morning, 1674 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:55,170 rubbing her down with alcohol, 1675 01:16:55,170 --> 01:16:57,090 because her fever's around 106, 1676 01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:59,130 and that's about the time when if you miss the signs, 1677 01:16:59,130 --> 01:17:02,550 you got a brain-damaged kid for the rest of your life? 1678 01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:04,200 You'd get this girl grown up just 1679 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:08,253 to let her know that you didn't love her enough? 1680 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:10,413 Or the right way? 1681 01:17:11,610 --> 01:17:13,260 - Your mother wasn't perfect. 1682 01:17:13,260 --> 01:17:14,703 - She told me the truth. 1683 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,133 She did her best. 1684 01:17:18,690 --> 01:17:19,653 She was there. 1685 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:29,853 Just say you wanted a life more than you wanted me. 1686 01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:40,173 - I wanted a life more than I wanted you. 1687 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,233 - [Ben] Hello? 1688 01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:53,130 - Hi, it's me. 1689 01:17:53,130 --> 01:17:56,010 Listen, that's never gonna happen again. 1690 01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:58,353 - I really don't think it should. 1691 01:17:59,610 --> 01:18:02,040 - Good. - I wanna help with all this. 1692 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:02,873 - Okay. 1693 01:18:05,190 --> 01:18:07,080 Any thoughts on how? 1694 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,700 - Uh... 1695 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:09,533 - Wait. 1696 01:18:11,130 --> 01:18:12,280 Can you say that again, 1697 01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,910 the part about wanting to help? 1698 01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:16,530 - I really wanna help with all of this. 1699 01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:17,643 I really, really do. 1700 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,313 - Thank you. 1701 01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,423 I want that, too. 1702 01:18:39,210 --> 01:18:40,530 - Jesus, I've been scared to death. 1703 01:18:40,530 --> 01:18:41,363 - Sorry. 1704 01:18:41,363 --> 01:18:42,720 - I imagined you dead on the roadside. 1705 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:43,890 - Sorry. 1706 01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:45,930 - I imagined you dead in the arms of a handsome stranger. 1707 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:46,980 French guy, for some reason, 1708 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:48,750 which I've gotta admit was an even worse image. 1709 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,463 - I meant- - I said I'm sorry! 1710 01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:56,700 What? - What's going on? 1711 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:57,780 - Nothing. 1712 01:18:57,780 --> 01:18:59,730 - Something happen? - No. 1713 01:18:59,730 --> 01:19:01,170 - What are you not telling me? 1714 01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,870 - What could I not be telling you? 1715 01:19:05,070 --> 01:19:06,610 - Well, I don't know, that you... 1716 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,267 Perhaps you don't love me, you made a horrible mistake, 1717 01:19:09,267 --> 01:19:11,123 and you wanna take the whole thing back. 1718 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,813 - I do love you. 1719 01:19:13,813 --> 01:19:16,023 I don't wanna take the whole thing back. 1720 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,430 Listen, some... 1721 01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:31,363 - I think he dropped something. 1722 01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:40,330 - You're taking a walk? 1723 01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:43,230 What about the kids? 1724 01:19:43,230 --> 01:19:44,610 - What do you care? - I care. 1725 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:45,443 - Clearly. 1726 01:19:45,443 --> 01:19:46,276 - I do. - Go home! 1727 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:50,883 Not my home, yours! 1728 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:52,913 Go! 1729 01:19:56,070 --> 01:19:56,903 - I don't have one without you. 1730 01:19:56,903 --> 01:19:58,143 - [Frank] That's not my problem. 1731 01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:01,110 - What do you do on these walks, anyway? 1732 01:20:01,110 --> 01:20:02,131 - [Frank] You don't want to know. 1733 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:03,300 - [April] Yes, I do. 1734 01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:04,980 - I say all the things I don't say to you, 1735 01:20:04,980 --> 01:20:06,540 all the things I spare you from. 1736 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:09,060 - Like what? - Like, go to hell! 1737 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:10,460 Like, get your own children! 1738 01:20:11,324 --> 01:20:12,480 And like, what's the matter with you 1739 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,880 that you don't have children of your own anyway? 1740 01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:18,330 And like, what kind of mother are you gonna be 1741 01:20:18,330 --> 01:20:19,710 if you can just walk out on your children 1742 01:20:19,710 --> 01:20:20,730 without a second thought? 1743 01:20:20,730 --> 01:20:22,827 - You know they're- - What? 1744 01:20:22,827 --> 01:20:23,793 Not your children? 1745 01:20:25,890 --> 01:20:27,330 - It's just possible some of this 1746 01:20:27,330 --> 01:20:29,250 is what you wanted to say to your wife. 1747 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:30,783 - Oh, really, you think so? 1748 01:20:35,550 --> 01:20:38,077 Do you understand I can't even take a walk? 1749 01:20:38,077 --> 01:20:39,780 - It must be very- - Go to hell! 1750 01:20:39,780 --> 01:20:41,310 I don't have to be with you, 1751 01:20:41,310 --> 01:20:43,920 I don't have to care for you or this godforsaken baby! 1752 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,470 - Don't say that! - All I have to do, 1753 01:20:46,470 --> 01:20:48,810 is care for my children until 1754 01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:50,190 they're old enough to do it for themselves. 1755 01:20:50,190 --> 01:20:52,533 I don't even have to like it, or them. 1756 01:20:53,610 --> 01:20:54,443 Fuck them, 1757 01:20:55,727 --> 01:20:56,583 and fuck you! 1758 01:21:07,665 --> 01:21:10,165 (door slams) 1759 01:21:12,150 --> 01:21:13,710 - So, how long have you guys been dating? 1760 01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:15,180 - Oh, not long. 1761 01:21:15,180 --> 01:21:18,510 We had a date tonight and she works right down the street, 1762 01:21:18,510 --> 01:21:20,193 so we just decided to meet here. 1763 01:21:21,330 --> 01:21:22,163 - Cool. 1764 01:21:23,371 --> 01:21:28,371 (phone ringing) (workers chattering) 1765 01:21:29,070 --> 01:21:29,903 - So, hello. 1766 01:21:29,903 --> 01:21:30,736 - [All] Hi. 1767 01:21:30,736 --> 01:21:31,569 - Great to see you. 1768 01:21:31,569 --> 01:21:32,402 - Great to see you. 1769 01:21:32,402 --> 01:21:33,478 - Great to see you all. - Good to see you. 1770 01:21:33,478 --> 01:21:34,532 - [Doctor] And you are? 1771 01:21:34,532 --> 01:21:35,365 - [April and Freddy] Freddy. 1772 01:21:35,365 --> 01:21:36,213 - Freddy. - Hi. 1773 01:21:36,213 --> 01:21:37,380 - Well, great. 1774 01:21:38,354 --> 01:21:39,187 Great. 1775 01:21:39,187 --> 01:21:40,724 - Oh, God, I'm her brother! - He's my brother. 1776 01:21:40,724 --> 01:21:42,240 (April chuckles) 1777 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:43,380 - [Doctor] Great. 1778 01:21:43,380 --> 01:21:44,910 So, shall we? 1779 01:21:44,910 --> 01:21:45,911 - Yes. 1780 01:21:45,911 --> 01:21:49,156 - And you're at? - 10 weeks. 1781 01:21:49,156 --> 01:21:50,253 - [Doctor] 10 weeks. 1782 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:54,660 - Have you seen these before? 1783 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:55,740 My brother's a doctor. 1784 01:21:55,740 --> 01:21:56,573 - Yeah, I have. 1785 01:22:03,270 --> 01:22:05,220 - Can you tell us what we're seeing? 1786 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,380 - [Doctor] Uh, just one moment, please. 1787 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:09,510 - Any chance we can hear that squishing sound again? 1788 01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:11,660 That has to be the best thing I ever heard. 1789 01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:20,660 - What's happening? 1790 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:26,373 What's happening? 1791 01:22:31,950 --> 01:22:32,800 - [Doctor] April, 1792 01:22:34,890 --> 01:22:36,423 I'm not seeing a heartbeat. 1793 01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:42,756 (somber music) 1794 01:22:50,725 --> 01:22:54,392 (Freddy singing in Hebrew) 1795 01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:15,584 - [Freddy] Amein. 1796 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,680 Hello? 1797 01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:19,680 - Oh, amein. 1798 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:25,527 - [Freddy] How often is she out there? 1799 01:23:25,527 --> 01:23:28,533 - She comes on Fridays a lot because she knows I'm home. 1800 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:31,913 - April, 1801 01:23:33,090 --> 01:23:34,727 adopt a baby. 1802 01:23:34,727 --> 01:23:35,589 - How could you? 1803 01:23:35,589 --> 01:23:36,422 - It's the same. 1804 01:23:36,422 --> 01:23:37,470 - How would you know? 1805 01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:38,460 - [Freddy] Maybe it's better. 1806 01:23:38,460 --> 01:23:40,332 - Trust me, you don't know what it's like to be adopted. 1807 01:23:40,332 --> 01:23:43,410 - You don't know what it's like to not be adopted! 1808 01:23:43,410 --> 01:23:44,243 Right? 1809 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,867 (Freddy scoffs) 1810 01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,333 - What's it like? 1811 01:23:56,220 --> 01:23:57,220 - It was exhausting. 1812 01:24:00,090 --> 01:24:01,653 It was embarrassing sometimes. 1813 01:24:15,630 --> 01:24:16,770 Do you want me to bring her out some chicken? 1814 01:24:16,770 --> 01:24:18,150 - You can. - Why don't you? 1815 01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:19,770 - I would like to forgive her. 1816 01:24:19,770 --> 01:24:21,450 I'm tired of being so mad. 1817 01:24:21,450 --> 01:24:23,340 I've tried. 1818 01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:24,540 I can't. 1819 01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:25,990 - Make her buy you something. 1820 01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:28,170 - I beg your pardon? 1821 01:24:28,170 --> 01:24:29,003 - [Freddy] She's loaded. 1822 01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:30,060 Maybe it'll make you feel better. 1823 01:24:30,060 --> 01:24:30,958 - That's ridiculous. 1824 01:24:30,958 --> 01:24:32,358 - Make her buy me something. 1825 01:24:33,690 --> 01:24:34,523 A car. 1826 01:24:34,523 --> 01:24:36,390 Yours is on its last legs. 1827 01:24:36,390 --> 01:24:37,223 A house. 1828 01:24:37,223 --> 01:24:38,703 A very small house. 1829 01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:42,017 Make her buy something you really want but can't afford. 1830 01:24:42,017 --> 01:24:44,434 (soft music) 1831 01:24:54,210 --> 01:24:56,550 - I'm here. (Bernice exclaims) 1832 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:58,230 - Jesus fucking Christ! 1833 01:24:58,230 --> 01:24:59,063 - Sorry. 1834 01:24:59,063 --> 01:25:01,263 - I mean, Jesus. 1835 01:25:02,441 --> 01:25:03,450 (Bernice sighs) 1836 01:25:03,450 --> 01:25:04,283 - How are you? 1837 01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:06,173 - Sick, 1838 01:25:07,290 --> 01:25:08,940 every day over what I did to you. 1839 01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:10,733 - Good. 1840 01:25:11,970 --> 01:25:14,640 I mean, I think that's probably good. 1841 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,183 - Yeah, I guess so. 1842 01:25:17,670 --> 01:25:19,650 - I want you to make it up to me. 1843 01:25:19,650 --> 01:25:22,170 This is for me, you understand. 1844 01:25:22,170 --> 01:25:23,220 Not for you, for me. 1845 01:25:23,220 --> 01:25:25,980 I think I will be happier in the long run 1846 01:25:25,980 --> 01:25:28,470 if you try to make it up to me. 1847 01:25:28,470 --> 01:25:29,700 - Okay. 1848 01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:31,200 - I want you to buy me a baby. 1849 01:25:32,790 --> 01:25:34,920 - Oh, well, that's easy! 1850 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:37,230 I'm plugged into all kinds of adoption these days. 1851 01:25:37,230 --> 01:25:38,261 In China they're throwing them in the- 1852 01:25:38,261 --> 01:25:41,111 - No, I want you to buy me a baby that I'm going to have. 1853 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,490 I'm almost 40, so I don't have much time. 1854 01:25:44,490 --> 01:25:45,540 It's very expensive. 1855 01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:47,370 I want you to pay for it. 1856 01:25:47,370 --> 01:25:50,220 After they do it, I have to lie still for two hours. 1857 01:25:50,220 --> 01:25:52,170 I hate lying still. 1858 01:25:52,170 --> 01:25:56,190 I want you to be there, find ways to help me. 1859 01:25:56,190 --> 01:25:57,960 12 days later, I take a pregnancy test. 1860 01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,670 Five hours after that, I find out. 1861 01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:02,400 If you make one false move, 1862 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,900 I'll never speak to you again. 1863 01:26:05,310 --> 01:26:07,459 If you don't, then maybe we can be 1864 01:26:07,459 --> 01:26:10,230 in each other's lives a little. 1865 01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:12,993 You understand that's all that's possible right now, 1866 01:26:13,860 --> 01:26:14,693 a little. 1867 01:26:17,340 --> 01:26:18,543 - Can I put my pants on? 1868 01:26:20,887 --> 01:26:22,560 "Hair, average." 1869 01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:23,910 - As opposed to? 1870 01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:25,897 - Thin, thick, or balding. 1871 01:26:25,897 --> 01:26:29,040 "Artistic ability, none." 1872 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:29,873 - None? 1873 01:26:29,873 --> 01:26:31,020 - None. 1874 01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:31,983 - Jesus. - Mm. 1875 01:26:34,177 --> 01:26:36,060 "How would you describe yourself? 1876 01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:38,190 Hard working, intelligent, warm, 1877 01:26:38,190 --> 01:26:40,197 caring, sexy, and contemplative." 1878 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:42,903 I'm keeping this one for me. 1879 01:26:42,903 --> 01:26:45,570 (bright music) 1880 01:26:48,263 --> 01:26:51,330 - [April] You need to just stick it. 1881 01:26:51,330 --> 01:26:52,710 - Thousands of Chinese girls- 1882 01:26:52,710 --> 01:26:55,353 - I'm not adopting a Chinese baby. 1883 01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:57,813 - Then bend over. 1884 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:04,504 Is there anything I can do? 1885 01:27:04,504 --> 01:27:06,510 - [April] No. 1886 01:27:06,510 --> 01:27:07,810 - Are you ready? - Mm hm. 1887 01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,093 - Do you wanna pray? 1888 01:27:13,170 --> 01:27:15,063 She does that, she prays. 1889 01:27:16,020 --> 01:27:17,640 Wanna say a little prayer or something? 1890 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:18,473 - No. 1891 01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:21,480 - I'm so sorry to interrupt. 1892 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:22,800 - What is the matter with you? 1893 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,060 - Could you give us a minute? 1894 01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:24,893 - Bernice, 1895 01:27:24,893 --> 01:27:25,918 listen to me right now! - I know, I'm sorry. 1896 01:27:25,918 --> 01:27:27,093 Just a minute. 1897 01:27:30,670 --> 01:27:32,580 - [Doctor] Just find us when you're ready. 1898 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:33,413 We'll be around. 1899 01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:40,133 - What? 1900 01:27:41,610 --> 01:27:42,810 - Why don't you wanna pray? 1901 01:27:42,810 --> 01:27:44,225 - What do you care? 1902 01:27:44,225 --> 01:27:45,714 - I don't! 1903 01:27:45,714 --> 01:27:48,630 I don't give a shit, but you do! 1904 01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:50,250 You told me that. 1905 01:27:50,250 --> 01:27:52,650 You pray before you eat a bowl of spaghetti! 1906 01:27:52,650 --> 01:27:54,690 And now, right before you do the most important thing 1907 01:27:54,690 --> 01:27:56,010 you'll ever do in your life, 1908 01:27:56,010 --> 01:27:57,560 suddenly you're not interested? 1909 01:27:58,530 --> 01:28:00,130 - This is none of your business. 1910 01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:05,703 Get out of my way. 1911 01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:09,180 - Say a prayer with me and I will. 1912 01:28:09,180 --> 01:28:10,330 - I don't want to pray. 1913 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,663 - One stupid little prayer. 1914 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:14,333 - No. 1915 01:28:17,730 --> 01:28:18,563 Move! 1916 01:28:19,770 --> 01:28:22,053 - Maybe you just don't want it badly enough. 1917 01:28:23,460 --> 01:28:26,463 - You have no idea how badly I want it. 1918 01:28:26,463 --> 01:28:28,290 - Then why won't you pray, why? 1919 01:28:28,290 --> 01:28:31,970 - Because I'm not gonna hand this wish over to some... 1920 01:28:33,510 --> 01:28:36,380 Whatever it is who's supposed to be loving, who... 1921 01:28:41,130 --> 01:28:41,963 Who... 1922 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:50,360 I had faith (sobs). 1923 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:55,353 - Oh. 1924 01:28:56,192 --> 01:28:58,275 - I thought God was good. 1925 01:29:03,762 --> 01:29:07,280 - (sighs) Maybe God is... 1926 01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:10,073 - What? 1927 01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,283 - Difficult. 1928 01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:17,093 Awful. 1929 01:29:19,230 --> 01:29:20,223 Complicated. 1930 01:29:21,630 --> 01:29:22,463 - Like me? 1931 01:29:23,790 --> 01:29:26,010 It took the one man on earth who's right 1932 01:29:26,010 --> 01:29:28,353 for me and I dropped him on his head. 1933 01:29:28,353 --> 01:29:29,313 - (chuckles) Right. 1934 01:29:30,330 --> 01:29:31,163 You did. 1935 01:29:32,425 --> 01:29:34,230 - [Doctor] How are we doing? 1936 01:29:34,230 --> 01:29:35,460 - We're done. 1937 01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:36,870 I'm sorry. 1938 01:29:36,870 --> 01:29:37,883 - [Doctor] No problem. 1939 01:29:44,610 --> 01:29:45,443 - Wait. 1940 01:29:51,504 --> 01:29:55,004 (April singing in Hebrew) 1941 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,587 - [Bernice] What does that mean? 1942 01:30:15,587 --> 01:30:19,413 - [April] Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is one. 1943 01:30:21,004 --> 01:30:23,130 - [Bernice] What does that mean? 1944 01:30:23,130 --> 01:30:25,170 - [April] Listen, O Israel, 1945 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:28,896 the God of Love and the God of Fear are one. 1946 01:30:28,896 --> 01:30:31,396 (soft music) 1947 01:31:11,837 --> 01:31:12,670 - Well. 1948 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,330 Hello. 1949 01:31:15,330 --> 01:31:16,630 - Thank you for seeing me. 1950 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,440 - Well, you're standing between me and my front door, 1951 01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:22,263 so it's literally the least I could do. 1952 01:31:24,630 --> 01:31:25,730 I heard what happened. 1953 01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:30,600 I'm sorry I called the baby godforsaken. 1954 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:31,803 - It turns out she was. 1955 01:31:33,780 --> 01:31:34,613 I miss you. 1956 01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:38,130 Do you miss me? 1957 01:31:38,130 --> 01:31:39,430 - What do you want, April? 1958 01:31:41,910 --> 01:31:43,010 - I wanna look at you, 1959 01:31:44,910 --> 01:31:46,353 for a long, long time. 1960 01:31:48,270 --> 01:31:49,830 - What else? 1961 01:31:49,830 --> 01:31:52,500 - There's a chance my life may change in a few hours. 1962 01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:54,033 It may not, but it may. 1963 01:31:55,530 --> 01:31:58,350 And before it does, I wanna say two things. 1964 01:31:58,350 --> 01:32:00,600 I know what I did to you. 1965 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:02,133 To you in particular. 1966 01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,303 Like a worst nightmare kind of thing, right? 1967 01:32:09,309 --> 01:32:10,142 I knew that. 1968 01:32:11,130 --> 01:32:12,630 Even at the time, I knew that. 1969 01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:16,163 - What else? 1970 01:32:16,163 --> 01:32:16,996 - I'll do it again. 1971 01:32:18,138 --> 01:32:18,971 I will. 1972 01:32:18,971 --> 01:32:22,620 I'll hurt you again and again. 1973 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:23,463 Not like that. 1974 01:32:25,050 --> 01:32:27,400 You'd have to leave me if I hurt you like that. 1975 01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:29,993 If we were together, 1976 01:32:29,993 --> 01:32:31,080 you would leave me if I hurt 1977 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:32,430 you like that again, wouldn't you? 1978 01:32:32,430 --> 01:32:33,660 - Yes. 1979 01:32:33,660 --> 01:32:35,040 Yes, I would. 1980 01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:35,873 - Good. 1981 01:32:37,950 --> 01:32:39,840 But I'll hurt you in other ways, little ways. 1982 01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:41,460 I won't mean to, but I will. 1983 01:32:41,460 --> 01:32:43,533 And sometimes, I will mean to. 1984 01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:47,220 - This is quite an offer you've worked up. 1985 01:32:47,220 --> 01:32:49,140 - You'll hurt me, too, you know? 1986 01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:52,110 You'll hurt me and change on me. 1987 01:32:52,110 --> 01:32:54,090 You might leave me after you promise you won't. 1988 01:32:54,090 --> 01:32:55,084 How 'bout that? - I wouldn't. 1989 01:32:55,084 --> 01:32:56,238 - Yeah, but you might. 1990 01:32:56,238 --> 01:33:01,238 - But I wouldn't! - But you might. 1991 01:33:03,653 --> 01:33:05,320 - Yeah, I guess I might. 1992 01:33:08,287 --> 01:33:09,370 - [April] So? 1993 01:33:11,965 --> 01:33:13,334 - Oh, God! 1994 01:33:13,334 --> 01:33:14,167 - I know. 1995 01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:16,673 I'm sorry. 1996 01:33:21,390 --> 01:33:22,465 So? 1997 01:33:22,465 --> 01:33:25,048 (gentle music) 1998 01:33:30,622 --> 01:33:35,622 (water splashing) (music continues) 1999 01:33:38,961 --> 01:33:42,461 - Just need to get that little wine glass. 2000 01:34:02,517 --> 01:34:04,263 - Hey, where's your dad? 2001 01:34:17,970 --> 01:34:19,226 I got her. 2002 01:34:19,226 --> 01:34:20,927 - I'll see you inside. 2003 01:34:26,190 --> 01:34:27,870 - [April] There is a Jewish story, 2004 01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:29,343 an ordinary Jewish joke. 2005 01:34:30,210 --> 01:34:33,150 A father was teaching his little son to be less afraid, 2006 01:34:33,150 --> 01:34:34,383 to have more courage. 2007 01:34:35,437 --> 01:34:38,007 "Jump," he said, "And I'll catch you." 2008 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,910 And the little boy trusted him, 2009 01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:43,443 and the little boy jumped. 2010 01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:46,170 And when his father caught him, 2011 01:34:46,170 --> 01:34:47,883 he felt filled with love. 2012 01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:49,553 And when he didn't, 2013 01:34:49,553 --> 01:34:53,343 he was filled with something else, something more. 2014 01:34:55,319 --> 01:34:56,152 Life. 2015 01:34:58,812 --> 01:35:00,273 Amein. 2016 01:35:00,273 --> 01:35:05,273 (gentle music) (seagulls squawking) 2017 01:35:44,966 --> 01:35:47,383 (soft music) 2018 01:35:56,213 --> 01:35:59,970 ♪ I'm gonna let you down ♪ 2019 01:35:59,970 --> 01:36:02,511 ♪ I know that now ♪ 2020 01:36:02,511 --> 01:36:07,511 ♪ Make you cry, I know I will ♪ 2021 01:36:09,124 --> 01:36:12,708 ♪ And why should you believe ♪ 2022 01:36:12,708 --> 01:36:16,641 ♪ I would never leave ♪ 2023 01:36:16,641 --> 01:36:21,641 ♪ Or that I love you still ♪ 2024 01:36:22,995 --> 01:36:26,212 ♪ Rock-a-bye-and-bye ♪ 2025 01:36:26,212 --> 01:36:29,265 ♪ And hard as we try ♪ 2026 01:36:29,265 --> 01:36:34,265 ♪ The bow breaks and the cradle falls ♪ 2027 01:36:36,341 --> 01:36:39,733 ♪ For everything I do ♪ 2028 01:36:39,733 --> 01:36:42,769 ♪ That will tear into you ♪ 2029 01:36:42,769 --> 01:36:47,769 ♪ Let me say I'm sorry now ♪ 2030 01:36:49,363 --> 01:36:53,304 ♪ So you can sing our song ♪ 2031 01:36:53,304 --> 01:36:56,194 ♪ You can get it wrong ♪ 2032 01:36:56,194 --> 01:37:01,194 ♪ You can kiss the rock of ages ♪ 2033 01:37:03,364 --> 01:37:06,566 ♪ In your wildest dreams ♪ 2034 01:37:06,566 --> 01:37:10,487 ♪ You might see between ♪ 2035 01:37:10,487 --> 01:37:15,487 ♪ The liars and the sages ♪ 2036 01:37:16,478 --> 01:37:20,126 ♪ And you could walk awhile ♪ 2037 01:37:20,126 --> 01:37:23,151 ♪ Down the mystery mile ♪ 2038 01:37:23,151 --> 01:37:28,151 ♪ You could beat the drums of freedom ♪ 2039 01:37:30,136 --> 01:37:33,775 ♪ And in love and war ♪ 2040 01:37:33,775 --> 01:37:37,075 ♪ Through the rush and roar ♪ 2041 01:37:37,075 --> 01:37:41,742 ♪ You'll just call 'em like you see 'em ♪ 2042 01:38:00,463 --> 01:38:03,046 (bright music) 2043 01:38:06,108 --> 01:38:11,108 ♪ Oo, yeah baby ♪ 2044 01:38:15,261 --> 01:38:19,373 ♪ I want to feel my earth turn over, baby ♪ 2045 01:38:19,373 --> 01:38:24,373 ♪ In this hardened winter ground ♪ 2046 01:38:25,326 --> 01:38:28,645 ♪ Feel my earth turn over, darlin' ♪ 2047 01:38:28,645 --> 01:38:33,645 ♪ Until' I'm rootless and unbound ♪ 2048 01:38:34,076 --> 01:38:38,031 ♪ I want to feel my body tremble ♪ 2049 01:38:38,031 --> 01:38:43,031 ♪ When there's no one else around ♪ 2050 01:38:43,282 --> 01:38:48,282 ♪ Just this cool, clear water runnin' ♪ 2051 01:38:48,352 --> 01:38:52,657 ♪ In this love that I've found ♪ 2052 01:38:52,657 --> 01:38:54,385 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 2053 01:38:54,385 --> 01:38:57,834 ♪ See how it can be ♪ 2054 01:38:57,834 --> 01:39:02,834 ♪ Every time you reveal yourself to me ♪ 2055 01:39:03,452 --> 01:39:08,452 ♪ I'll come runnin' ♪ 2056 01:39:12,247 --> 01:39:15,725 ♪ And when I feel my baby callin' now ♪ 2057 01:39:15,725 --> 01:39:20,725 ♪ It's like a whisper in a sand ♪ 2058 01:39:21,444 --> 01:39:25,237 ♪ When the softest rain is fallin', darlin' ♪ 2059 01:39:25,237 --> 01:39:30,237 ♪ I will crumble in your hand ♪ 2060 01:39:30,865 --> 01:39:34,672 ♪ And when all that's left is wonder ♪ 2061 01:39:34,672 --> 01:39:39,672 ♪ And no need to understand ♪ 2062 01:39:40,310 --> 01:39:45,310 ♪ Well, this cool, clear water runnin' ♪ 2063 01:39:47,115 --> 01:39:51,728 ♪ Will be all that I am ♪ 2064 01:39:51,728 --> 01:39:54,575 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 2065 01:39:54,575 --> 01:39:59,283 ♪ Will be all that I am ♪ 2066 01:39:59,283 --> 01:40:01,950 ♪ All that I am ♪ 2067 01:40:04,072 --> 01:40:09,072 (singer vocalizing) (music continues)